Whos Yo Daddy??  

SeaMist1966 50F
845 posts
9/3/2006 3:46 pm

Last Read:
9/20/2006 9:19 pm

Whos Yo Daddy??


A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies
"O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife "No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black"
"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes."
"Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."
At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims,
"Well thank fuck for that !"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that the little bastard was going to bark!
"


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SeaMist1966 50F

9/4/2006 12:06 pm

LMA)JnF....I always wanted to set in on a LIVE TAPEING...But im scared now after all this

1966


mandratha29687 45M

9/5/2006 6:15 am

that was funny...seamist you're as hot as ever!


SeaMist1966 50F

9/5/2006 9:22 am

LOL...Yeah scared shitless

I Love It!!!!

1966


HayesBennyTufts 49M

9/5/2006 9:24 am

Very funny story! Love the new main pic...you always take great pics!


SeaMist1966 50F

9/5/2006 12:36 pm

2Cervants...c'merewif some

Thnxs alot...stop in again..........all of you

1966


multitasksextoy 58M  
3511 posts
9/6/2006 9:51 am

Woof,woof!!!
I really enjoyed that story,SeaMist.Should have used a few condoms Me thinks!!!
Later.
RAWHIDE


SeaMist1966 50F

9/6/2006 11:13 am

RAWHIDE...more like WET SUIT

Drop by anytime


HayesBennyTufts 49M

9/8/2006 4:05 pm

mmmm...boy could I use both of those! lol


SeaMist1966 50F

9/20/2006 9:19 pm

LovingGuy...be my guest darlin....and thnxs for stopping by

1966


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