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Things to ponder
Things to ponder
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?
Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of imigration.
8/26/2006 1:59 pm
I Find your post intresting Sea.... I have One Important Note though|
It Seems you have Put terrorists and illegal immigrants Into One Category ... and the Two are not the Same ....
The Number One Thought that Ironically came last .. Cows Have IDs and are easier to locate due to the fact that they are Monitored from the Start .. Illegals have no Paper Work What so ever...
The Issue Of Immigration is a Serious Issue and It doesn't Seem that The Bush Adminstration is Sincerly Working on it....
Thoes were My Two Cents
8/26/2006 4:27 pm
Poetical....Wat has the Bush Adminstration Done?...Not a damn thing from where im sitting...this is an email I got...I find it amuseing that a cow can be tracked...I find it even more amuseing that our phone conversations can be monitored...and we are in a free country..|
I guess who ever created this email was a David Letterman fan...guess thats why its like The Top Ten....
As for illegals...I thought the word illegal meant something in america...apparently it dont...but I live in an area where you see 4 or 5 busses on sundays at the grocery stores....full of Mexicans...and yes more than half of them are here illegaly...so yeah I think its a crock of shit for illegals to be here...hell cpl hrs down the road from me...Mexicans are making SS Cards...and giving themselves SC Drivers Liscense...wtf....As for terrorists...Bush wouldnt know one if he woke up in the middle of the nite...and a terrorists was fucking the First Lady...if he knew...he would not have allowed Bin Ladins to fly out of this country on Sept.12th...But who am I to bitch....juss an american with an opinion....Bush is a chicken shit(my 2 cents)...and he should be...And ppl talked shit about Bill Clinton....