Go Figure..  

SeaMist1966 50F
845 posts
6/13/2006 7:26 am

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6/20/2006 4:06 am

Go Figure..

A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat. In the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down and began observing the tools he noticed there

were three items on a stand next to the exam table.

A tube of K-Y jelly;
A rubber glove; and
A beer.

When the doctor finally came in the man said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......
Dammit, Helen! I said a BUTT LIGHT

smoothnjuicy4u 50F

6/13/2006 9:35 am

LOL humor is a great way to ease the pain, even though we are strangers I am sorry for your recent loose hun. I hope you dont mind my saying it.
Hugs and peace2u

oldude1946 70M

6/13/2006 6:35 pm

proctologist have three foot fingers and eight inches around

SeaMist1966 50F

6/13/2006 6:40 pm

Thnxs alot smooth...I try to use humor to ease pain....seems to me laughter is a very good medicine...and ur not at all outta line...

huny...Its great to see ur pretty face again sweet lady

SeaMist1966 50F

6/13/2006 9:07 pm

C'mere oldude...ill examine you...and im gentle as a bluebird

rm_lovefool 57M
1 post
6/19/2006 10:36 pm

I liked this joke very much. I watched a K-Y Jelly commercial video on the CVS big screen on the strip in Las Vegas this week. (New K-Y Jelly for body massage and personal librication)

Am I bad to think of another story with K-Y and beer bottle?

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