Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex  

Scottyboy2087 50M
73 posts
10/31/2005 11:37 am

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Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex

Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. You have less guilt the next morning.

1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN


sleeplessknight1 68M

10/31/2005 12:43 pm

A very Happy Halloween to you too.
Thankyou, you made me laugh.


sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
10/31/2005 2:42 pm

i saw this joke all over the place. very funny. lol.


Scottyboy2087 50M
85 posts
10/31/2005 3:10 pm

Yes, I have seen it all over the place since I posted it, but its still funny.


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