Pregnant Lady ....  

Scottyboy2087 50M
73 posts
10/29/2005 7:21 am

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Pregnant Lady ....

Pregnant Lady……

A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came to court.
The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied,” Well your honour, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help noticing her condition. "She sat under a sign that said, 'the Double Mint Twins are coming,' and I grinned.
"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Sloan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
"Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "Williams’s big stick did the trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
"But your honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident,' ... I just lost it".
"Case dismissed"

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
10/29/2005 12:20 pm

lmfao i read the same joke elsewhere yesterday!!

Scottyboy2087 50M
85 posts
10/29/2005 1:26 pm

It’s on a friend sent me today, don’t know where he gets them, maybe he is on here to and we don’t know it.

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
10/30/2005 2:29 am

no. i read this on another site. people post jokes in the forums there but it got locked cuz the mod found the joke to be offensive to pregnant women. well there were pregnant women who posted in tha joke thread and they laughed at it so i don't think the mod's reason to lock the thread was valid

Singlechick25 36F

10/30/2005 6:18 am

LMAO this was great! Great way to start my morning, thanks.

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