ORGASMS  

Scottyboy2087 50M
73 posts
10/22/2005 12:42 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

ORGASMS

ORGASMS

"The Four Different Types of Orgasms"
These are obviously referring to the female orgasm.

1. The Positive Orgasm: When you hear, "Oh yes, Oh yes!"
2. The Negative Orgasm: When you hear, "Oh NO, Oh NO!"
3. The Spiritual Orgasm: When you hear, "Oh God, Oh God"
4. The Fake Orgasm: When you hear, "Oh (Insert your name here)!"

Men only have one kind.... Grateful! ("Thank you! Thank you!")

Cause they're never sure if they're ever going to have sex again! That's why they want to have it all the time! They never know when their "last time" will be...


SouthEastGaGirl 49F

10/24/2005 9:30 am

LOL thank you for giving me a laugh today! I always enjoy The CPR Orgasm: When you hear me stop breathing!!


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