The Booty Call that needed a boot to da head !  

Scott_in_Tulsa 44M
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8/1/2006 9:28 am

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8/3/2006 9:49 am

The Booty Call that needed a boot to da head !


Last night around 1 AM I got a call from one of my ex-girlfriends, K.

Let me tell you about K:

I met her when I was 17. I was at the Tulsa State Fair and she was there with her sister and several friends. I was playing the Bulldozer game. The object of the game is simple, you drop coins in and a bar pushes them forward, advancing the pile of coins in the machine and hopefully pushing the prizes out. Basically you're buying the prize, as it takes a whole lot more money then said prize is worth to accumulate enough points and prizes to win a stuffed animal but I enjoy the game.

This girl comes up to me and says "my friend thinks you're cute". Naturally since I don't consider myself good looking I was both flattered and skeptical at the same time. So I asked her who her friend was. She brought me over and introduced me to K and friends.

I hung out with them for a while, and then K and I wandered off on our own to ride rides and see the fair.

Darkness fell, and we were still hanging out and enjoying the fair. K grabbed my hand and said "follow me". We slipped away from the midway and found a dark secluded spot. We started making out and one thing led to another, before I knew it, we were having sex.

After we finished, I noticed the blood. Not having seen a tampon or pad, I figured out she had been a virgin!

Needless to say, I was somewhat in shock. We sat there smoking and discussing things, she said the moment she saw me, she wanted me. Obviously I was blown away.

Weeks progressed and we got to get to know each other better. I started realizing what a nutcase I was involved with. Half the time she was fawning all over me like I was the sexiest man on the planet. The other half of the time she is busy fighting with one person or another over totally stupid shit. Oh and the games, man she loved to play games.

She liked to invite me over and then make sure her sister stays around. Or have me drive her all over town on stupid shit. Needless to say, it got old real fast. I was there to spend time with her, not have to wade through the bullshit or the drama she created and surrounded herself with.

The final straw was when she dragged me over to a friend’s house; it was her ex-boyfriend. She brought me over there brag to him about her giving me her virginity and how much more she loves me then him. He took it well. I'll give him credit for that. I however felt totally used and was disgusted by the whole thing.

Several years pass and out of the blue she calls me. That’s the problem with owning the house you grew up in. The phone number attached to this house is 10 years older then I am. If someone from my elementary school finds my phone number, it's still the same.

So anyway she calls, and I agree to meet her for a drink at a local bar. I get there and some really nasty looking guy is hitting on her. She gives me a big hug and introduces me to this guy as her fiancĂ©. He gets the hint and leaves. We sit and drink. Closing time rolls around and she invites me back to her place to stay the night. I leave with her. Once we get back to her place, her phone rings. It's almost 2:30AM and we need to go across the complex to her friend’s house that just had a huge fight with her boyfriend. Being the glutton for punishment I am, I tag along. After sitting there for an hour playing with their kid while the two of them cry and moan, I tell K "I’m about to pass out here, I need sleep". K's friend takes the hint and throws us out. We get back to her place and her sister is there wanting to visit. It's 4 AM. I'm beyond annoyed here. I look at K and say "call me sometime, you got the number"

I don't hear from her again for another couple of years. Next time she calls. I explain I am in a serious relationship and I don't think visiting an ex-girlfriend would sit well with my current girlfriend. She begs. I stand my ground.

About 6 months ago, she called again. Telling me about how she's been married and divorced and grew up a whole lot and isn't the same person she used to be. I agree to meet with her. We meet for drinks at a bar. I explain that I’m still living with my now exgirlfriend and while the relationship is over, there's a very fragile truce in the house and please don’t' be calling me there as it only starts fights. She invites me back to her place. I decline. She calls many times over the next month or two, but since I am working late hours my ex keeps fielding the calls, leaving me with an angry woman to deal with when I get home. Valentine's Day rolls around and I’m feeling pretty lonely. She calls again. I agree to meet her. She stands me up. She calls the next day telling me that she had to go bail her sister out of jail and that’s why she stood me up. So we agree to another date. This time however she has one of her friends in tow.
Her friend keeps going on and on about her jailbird boyfriend and how it's so unfair that he got locked up for beating up his ex, as she had it coming. This was more then I could take. I don't approve of violence towards women, but the temptation was strong. Anyway, after dinner, I excused myself and went home. She called me an hour later wanting to know why I left. I explained that I just couldn't deal with it all, and perhaps she should lose my number.

This brings us to last night. She called. My friend D answered the phone and she convinced him to wake me up. K was drunk at a bar near my house and telling me she wanted me to take her home and make love to her, telling me how much she missed me and how sorry she was for all the problems that occurred between us. I told her I had a new girlfriend and that perhaps she should try again in a few more years. I then hung up the phone and blocked the number she called from. Good riddance!

"We are all worms, but i like to think of myself as a glow-worm" - Winston Churchill


ShyntheCurious 54M/52F

8/1/2006 3:48 pm

Poor guy.

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Shy


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