Pussy, Twat, YooHoo or Cock, Dick, Mr. Wiggles...  

SaucyNSassy 39F
2021 posts
1/18/2006 10:55 am

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Pussy, Twat, YooHoo or Cock, Dick, Mr. Wiggles...


So, I was shaving my yoohoo this morning and I laughed at the thought that I call it a "yoohoo". You know, like "yooohoooo I'm over here!" lol... I just started calling it that a year or so ago...Before that, it had no name...lol

So, I am feeling kinda goofy and just plain silly this morning so here's my question for the day...
What do you call your penis?
What do you call your vagina?

Do you even call it at all?
I'm going to call one (cock, not pussy) soon... I am fucking HORNY!!! Yeah, I know... STOP the presses, Sassy is horny! Shocker! I really need to get laid but there just isn't anyone worth getting undressed for... (sigh) How pathetic...

"Sassy"

I had a bf that called his penis... Stanley, like a power tool... LOL! THAT was hilarious!

I had a female friend that always referred to it as her cupcake...then another said cookie, I thought "Damn, you are REALLY trying to convince someone to eat it, huh?" lol

ticktock500 44M

1/18/2006 1:24 pm

the little engine that could (i think i can, i think i can, i think i can..)


rm_James20910 52M
316 posts
1/18/2006 1:24 pm

Your ex stole the "Stanley" line from Dice Clay.

And I don't call my penis by any name.

I've always had a question about the word women would prefer when one references their privates? There just aren't any cute names a straight man can use?


im_your_man77 39M
961 posts
1/18/2006 1:46 pm

Yoohoo? Thats just wrong. What did you do last night? Oh I ate the juiciest yoohoo I ever had. Nope, doesn't work for me. You have to change that name. If you change the name I might mug some old lady for her plane ticket to Texas.


im_your_man77 39M
961 posts
1/18/2006 1:49 pm

Of course I wouldn't normally mug old ladies but you are horny and all, it's an emergency.


Sweetpickles69 47F

1/18/2006 1:52 pm

I like "pussy" as a name for female privates & "cock" for men. Just my personal opinion.

I've heard alot of names. Guys: Harry, Dick, Willie, one-eyed worm, buddy, Jake, Stan, Rock,...etc.....
Women are even funnier: pooter, coochie, hair pie, mimi, pee pee, ya ya, cunt, lil girl, slit, kitty,...etc...

Peace,
Pickles


Swiper12000 43M  
31 posts
1/18/2006 3:26 pm

I named one of my girlfriend's George. You know love it and pet it and call it George.

I saw a joke today where the guys in a gay bar kept asking a cowboy what he called his and he said SECRET. Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.

As far as no one worth getting undressed for, who says you have to get undressed.


charleslamb4077 37M
90 posts
1/18/2006 3:49 pm

LOL that's funny. Your Ex should have thought about that a little more. Stanley is actually better known for their Hand Tools.


jadedbabe78 106F

1/18/2006 4:47 pm

I usually just say my cooch, lol.

I had an ex who called his "Mr. Beefy", LOL---he told me to say it one time during sex and I busted up laughing and had to stop entirely. I hurt his feelings with that but oh well---I mean, come on! LOL.


trust2bdiscreet2 44M

1/18/2006 5:37 pm

Sassy;

OMG! Your such a PUSSY. I have no idea TWAT your talking about. YO Ho is that Shaq's girlfriend, or Santa. COCKS, you gotta drop the chicken rooster animal deal its just wrong. I dont give a fuck that you voted for DICK Gephardt. MR. WIGGELS, I think you should save your childhood closet cleaning shit for you therepy couch time.

What is all this about calling cocks??

NO, no one is calling my cock! Not even you Sass. Thats just way to much bull shit to deal with. NO, and heres why, imagine this fight taking place:

Sassy-I buy your cock a little cell phone and I get treated like this. I called your cock four times today.
Trust-Hey get over it he forgot his car charger. I cant do every thing for him.
Sassy-Yea, well he has been forgeting his charger a lot lately. Do you want to try and explain the text mesg's he is sending to Jadedbabe?
Trust-Relax. He is harmless. He likes her eyes, thats all. There just friends.

No fucking way. To much drama. No way no how not never is anyone calling my cock on a little cell phone.

Trust

ps; Your killing me Sassy. He wants you to get him a flip phone with a camera.

pss; he wants to know if you get him one can he put the ringer on viberate and meet you at your house.


goldinboy2 60M

1/18/2006 8:13 pm

Depends on how well he behaves Or misbehaves if the case may be.
Stupid when he behaves
Ugggh muffff ohhh yea baby when he misbehaves


TrueTxGtlman 53M

1/18/2006 10:40 pm

The list of names are ENORMOUS but to be honest I have never had a need to call my pecker anything. No I had a female friend call it Pepe' she said it was always full of pep, but I had to ask her to stop because all I would hear when she said that was Pepe' Lepew and that is just wrong. Even with my gray hairs it isn't even close to a skunk. Well since I have most of my close off already I better put them back on since you are not worth me getting undressed Tell YooHoo that it sounds like that chocolate drink that is suppose to taste like chocolate milk but in a can.

*TTG*


Dallas_Male_35 47M
255 posts
1/18/2006 11:03 pm

LOL, I'm in the same boat as James20910, I've never named my penis. I think that people expect you to, tho.

I was in the middle of an intimate encounter with a girl once, and earlier in the evening, she had brushed her hand over it, and said, "What do you call him?" I laughed and simply referred to it as a penis.

As the evening progressed, and things advanced, we ended up in an intimate position, at which point there was a reciprocal oral sex session. I went first, and after she finished, and she caught her breath, it was time to change roles. She pulled my pants down and put her hands in my underwear and pulled it out and started stroking it.

Ok, I've always been a smart ass, so in my best Al Pacino voice, I said, "Say hello to my little friend."

Now, unlike my sexy friend Jadey, it did not ruin the mood, and things did not stop; and we had a great time, BUT . . . much to my own sense of humor, that became HER nickname for it ever after. OH well, that's life.

Ok, this reminds me of a joke:


This guy is tired of meeting girls in bars. He goes out every weekend and he meets a girl and goes home and has sex with her, and he's just tired of the quality of the women he meets.

He believes they are all too experienced and too graphic. Every time he took off his clothes the women would comment on his "cock." He believed that it was too graphic a name, and he wanted to meet a nice girl, that would not be so vulgar.

He began to go to churh, where after a few weeks, he met a nice, demure young woman that he became very fond of.

After a few weeks of dating, they became intimate, and the first time anything happened, he pulled down his pants, and he said, "Do you know what this is called?" as he waved his penis at her.

She said, "Of course! That's a pee pee!" she giggled.

He was very pleased with this! He had finally found a nice girl. They dated for several months and became engaged to be married.

After a beautiful wedding ceremony, they were off to consumate their marriage! When they got into the hotel room they didn't waste any time ripping eachother clothes off.

She said, "I want your pee pee inside of me!"

At this point, he'd almost had enough of her goodie-two-shoes attitude, and he grabbed his penis, shaking at her, saying, "Look, it's not a 'pee pee!' It's a COCK! Can you say that? Say COCK!"

She said, "Oh my, honey! That's not a cock! It's a pee pee!! A cock is 11" long and much wider!"


jadedbabe78 106F

1/19/2006 4:57 am

Dallas--you were being a smart ass about it--that's different---my ex was 110% serious on wanting me to be all sexy and scream that out, lol. And I couldn't--HAHA!


dasher121 36M

1/19/2006 5:33 am

hahahaha, the little dude


SexyCuseBlonde 31F
4 posts
1/19/2006 7:22 am

i never named mine, and as far as i remember none of my ex's ever had names for theirs either, whenever we got down it was allways dick and pussy, my current bf just talk to mine like its a real person lol he'll lift my pant and look down at it and be like " i know she keeps you all locked up and away from me" same w/me tits "i know i know she's allways hiding you from me" or he'll lift up my shirt and be like "hi! i miss you" lol i dont know i find it kinda weird but i let him do it for his amusment


Dallas_Male_35 47M
255 posts
1/19/2006 8:39 am

LOL, ya, I'm always kidding about something. I think that if I tried to even suggest to a woman to call mine, "Mr. Beefy" that I would burst into laughter at the mere thought of it. I can't believe that he would even suggest it.

I guess it can be amusing to talk to it, or name it or something. Just as long as you don't answer for it, I guess it's okay!


drdong3 74M
21 posts
1/19/2006 9:44 am

i love to have my ass fucked i love the feel of a big cock in my ass i love to have my ass pounded i want to see you cum in my ass i love the feel of a load of cum in my ass. i love to be fucked


SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
1/19/2006 10:37 am

OK, first a cheer from my cheerleading days:

Knit one, pearl two, hi there, yooooohoooooo! * Waving*

Second, at one time it was Calvin because it's partner was Hobbs. Now that they haven't connected in a long time it doesn't really have a name. I did joke about naming it the Grinch since it grows so much with a little love and effection. LOL

godess1946 had a naming ceremony for all those without a name. Read all about it in her post [post 196713].

Note to godess: Were all still waiting for the actual names.
Note to Sassy: I hope you get laid soon. Me too.
S.R.


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
1/19/2006 11:54 am

When it's soft, it's my penis. When it's hard, it's my cock.


Valdrane78 38M

1/19/2006 1:05 pm

Mr Wiggles.......................

I call mine Pedro, I dunno why I just do.

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!


SaucyNSassy 39F

1/19/2006 6:00 pm

Tick, lol!!! I think you can!

James, my ex was a loser...lol. As for name preferences I dont care what men call it... I like to call it "Mine" lol

Man77, it is an emergency! Steal that ticket! lol... And why can't you say you ate the juiciest yoohoo last night??? It would be the TRUTH!!!

Pickle, Rock? never heard that and Hair pie... EWE! lol... Thanks for stopping by!

Trav... your pussy... that's priceless! lol.. Now, you realize I am going to call you Mr. Stumpy now, right?

Swiper, (my 100th commenter, always to be so special) George..lol. I loved to watch Bugs bunny when I was a kid. Now, if you want....fine, I'll just wear a skirt w/ no panties or a thong you can slide to the side..you win..I'll leave my clothes on. lol

Charles, lol...like many men I am sure he was fine all on his own with his hand tool. He wasn't anything to write home about, if you know what I mean...

Jaded, I can hear me trying that now.... " Oh yes, baby touch me there...yes drive that cock deeper in me..... I mean... fuck me harder with Mr. Beefy!!! Yeah Baby" No, Mr. Beefy would make me laugh SOOO hard there would be no more fucking. I'm with you...
(Shocker there)

Trust, roflmao!!! MY YooHoooooo refuses to buy your Mr. Wiggle, Sledgehammer, One eyed worm, waterhose, Andrew Dice Clay aka Stanley, COCK a cell phone. I'm sorry...he may have to beg Jaded's Cooch for one! BTW, If yoohoo called your Cock you would come a runnin' DAMNIT!!!

Gold, Uggh muff oh baby??? lol... thats a long name dear!

True, my best friend doesn't curse (except during sex)and she always calls dick/cocks ....peckers!! I love it! As soon as you said Pepe' I thought of Pepe le pew toooo!!! lol When I decided to call her yoohoo..I thought of that stupid drink too... lol. I'm strictly vanilla...no chocolate down there.

To be cont....

"Sassy"


SaucyNSassy 39F

1/19/2006 10:36 pm

Dallas, 11 inches! OUCH! and your little friend, huh? thats funny!

Dasher, that is so fitting for you...lol. Little Dude..how cute!

Blonde, I will admit, what he did to you was SO cute! I would have thought he was adorable and silly...not wierd!

Dong, HUH? Thanks for sharing... Uhh... I think. (Is anyone else here freaking out over this comment?)

S.R. Sorry u lost your partner Calvin...lol. And the Grinch..lol. Thats hilarious!

Voodoo, I prefer cock!

Valdrane, Pedro, huh? Hmm.. is he bilingual?

Thanks guys (and ladies)
"Sassy"


TrueTxGtlman 53M

1/20/2006 6:06 am

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I love vanilla, thanks for that thought. It will be in my mind all day now. And I promise there is no lepew here either .


SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
1/20/2006 7:51 am

Sassy, I was going to tell Dong to stay focused and on topic but I thought it would be better coming from you. But since you asked; Why did he decide to leave that comment here for dear sweet you? Ickey yuck ickey pooh.
S.R.


SaucyNSassy 39F

1/20/2006 8:28 am

S.R.,
I have seen his posts on other blogs. A lot of people have just deleted his comment bc when you look on their post his comment is gone. I just found it WIERD and decided...nahhh if I delete anything before comment #1000 then Swiper12000 would no longer be my #1000 commenter...lol. AND THAT would be a shame...

"Sassy"


trust2bdiscreet2 44M

1/20/2006 8:08 pm

Sassy;

Aint that an old 70's song, 'all you gotta do is call out my name and I'll come runnin'.
Yea, damn you. You know your right. I would come running. If it does ever happen just dont let any one know that running and begging at the same time. Remeber Im supposed to be the one that strolls down the hill (think back a ways on this one).

Trust


SaucyNSassy 39F

1/20/2006 11:23 pm

Trust, just come when you're called and I will be happy.
Begging is nice, I like that...
Tonight...I'm "SAUCY"


Dallas_Male_35 47M
255 posts
1/21/2006 12:57 am

LoL, tonight I was sleepy. (I just woke up after a 5 hour nap)

It's only 2:55 am now. . . and I'm wide awake! I'm starving, too.

I guess tomorrow I'll be hungry.

Hmm, sounds like a possible blog on Smurf names or dwarf names. . . aw, hell. . . I'm not starting it!


SaucyNSassy 39F

1/21/2006 6:42 am

Dallas, you know I adore you, right? You always make me laugh and you may have just inspired a blog...lol.

"Sassy"


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