Not so innocent....  

SaucyNSassy 39F
2021 posts
1/9/2006 11:09 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Not so innocent....


You know those women who blush when they hear someone talking about sex?
You know those women who can't talk about a mans size or even womens breasts?
You know the women that would NEVER go to a bachelorette party?
You know the woman that would cry if her best friend got her a stripper for her birthday?
You know the woman that feels violated if a man even speaks of anything sexual around her?
You know the woman that looks away the moment you look at her and never looks back for fear that you will know shes looking at you?
You know that woman that has no idea how to suck a mans cock?
You know the woman that would stop you in a heartbeat if you even tried to go down on her?
You know the woman that would stop you if you tried to kiss her on the first date?
You know the woman that would be in shock if she saw a porno?
You know the woman that would threaten divorce if she saw a dirty magazine?
You know the woman that would literally have a heart attack if she caught you masturbating?

I don't... I have no idea what it would be like to be her... Because I am NOT SO INNOCENT...
I've got more examples but I think I might bore you to death...lol.
Kisses,
NOT SO INNOCENT
"Sassy"

im_your_man77 39M
961 posts
1/9/2006 11:18 am

Damn here was me thinking you were coming out and revealing your true self. I should have known better!


rm_Maduro6pul 41M
17 posts
1/9/2006 11:56 am

Great! Thank God. Here's to you. More like SaucyNSassy says I. LOL
Cheers.


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
1/9/2006 12:14 pm

I'm one of those women who avoids bachelorette parties, because I find them tacky. Oh yeah, I just love watching typical bourgeois women titter and pretend to be embarassed over crotchless underwear, edible panties, tiny bullet vibrators, etc. Oh look! Yet another nightgown from Victoria's Secret! So daring, so shocking... not. I often wonder what would happen if I splurged and got the bride to be something like a strap-on kit, or bondage gear. I'd probably be ostricized.

As far as strippers go, yeah, I really want to watch a gay man thrust his crotch in my face for my birthday. I'd much rather my best friend get me something I can really use. Like a gorgeous straight man who hasn't seen a woman in five years and as a result, thinks I'm the most ravishing being on the planet.

And yes, there are guys I refuse to even look in the direction of, when I notice them staring. Not because I'm playing coy or shy, but because I find them so not my type, I don't want to give them the slightest bit of encouragement!

But that's just my opinion.


muscles4u2have 55M
1642 posts
1/9/2006 2:31 pm

Glad to know that you are my type then. This only mean you normal!


Package1971 46M
1051 posts
1/9/2006 2:47 pm

Yeah, I do know some women that are like that. And you know what? Those are the first women to have affairs or go crazy sexually. Because once that wall breaks down and they realize what they've been missing, they go 180 degrees in the other direction. Call it Naughty Librarion Syndrome. I just wish I was around more when the dam breaks...


SaucyNSassy 39F

1/9/2006 2:56 pm

Man77, you know me MUCH better than that!
Maduro, thanks!
Miss, LOL! That was great! I actually agree with some of what you said. I personally don't like strippers, I want someone I can take home with me...lol. I was just looking for examples. I was bored...lol. Oh and I have only been to one bachelorette party. My family and friends are definately the tasteful Bridal Shower types.

"Sassy"


IotasPlankTunis 46M
7 posts
1/9/2006 3:05 pm

...and we love you for it Sassy


SaucyNSassy 39F

1/9/2006 4:14 pm

Muscles, I couldn't be a prude if I tried and I am a great actress! lol
Package, why don't we just focus on you being around ME??? lol
Why must the librarians gone bad get you to themselves?
"Sassy"


SaucyNSassy 39F

1/9/2006 4:57 pm

Tru, you are just so good for my self esteem! lol.. Gotta love you!!!
Thank you Sexy!!!
"Sassy"


trust2bdiscreet2 44M

1/9/2006 5:02 pm

Sassy;

I was vanished for a stint. I have returned, and I am charging forward. It is for TXP to claim that I have arisen from my shame. I was locked out of my own little underground world. She is the keeper of the key. Through TXP's wisdom she granted me the key to re-enter back into what I once was only better, and more wise. I shall not falter again. I have a friend that keeps a spare key to my world. To TXP I owe a lifetime of gratitude for the key and for allowing me to have such a friend. To TXP I say How UUUU do'n!!!!!

With the above said, I am down on both knees asking you to let me return to your daily journey via your blog's. I ask this nowing that the chances at redemption are few. It has taken me some time to get the courage up to ask you this. After my last post I thought I was done. I may still be, but I have to ask. I have fluid and colorful day dreams of your words and thoughts. My daydreams however are without sound though. I yell at the top of my lungs and no one can hear me. I need your nod of permision to return my underground life back to normal. I miss your words and thoughts. I want to embelish myself with them again.

Prove your innocence (WTF!, at least show some)and purity to me. Grant me some breathing room and a little forgiveness. I want to blog with you again. I want to come at you from behind and grab the back of your hair with one hand and pin one of your wrist to the wall with the other. I want to pull your hair back and expose your pouty lips to mine, and then I will whisper very intensely in your ear "I want to blog you so fucking hard it hurts!".

Blog me. Blog me hard. Do it now. Dont do it like a candy ass'd city boy. Fuck a bunch of innocence, show me how nasty you are.

Let the dead burry thier dead. Please grant me life.

Innocent? I think not.
Trust

ps; fuck spell check. Im in a Rob Zombie mood tonight!!!!


discreet_fun_28 39M

1/9/2006 5:46 pm

I have to agree with Package in that I too know women like this, and unfortunately some of these things hit close to home. I never understood how someone would want to be such a prude. What could possibly be the fun in it? They should Lighten up, relax, and enjoy life for what it is. That's just my opinion.

p.s. How could a woman not want a man to go down on her? Just don't understand!

p.s. I really liked your 15 questions and wondered if I could pirate them from you to use in my own blog?


jadedbabe78 106F

1/9/2006 5:56 pm

You know those women who blush when they hear someone talking about sex? --Actually, I do--not about what's being said, but at the thoughts running through my head--they're always much MUCH dirtier than what's going on--plus, I'm a blusher
You know those women who can't talk about a mans size or even womens breasts?--I used to not talk about breasts--when I was flat as board
You know the women that would NEVER go to a bachelorette party?--Umm, I never went to one.
You know the woman that would cry if her best friend got her a stripper for her birthday?--Yeah I'd cry, get me a male escort instead damnit! I want a professional, lol.
You know the woman that feels violated if a man even speaks of anything sexual around her? Violated?? Hell, I get turned on
You know the woman that looks away the moment you look at her and never looks back for fear that you will know shes looking at you? I get uncomfortable when anyone stares at me, makes me think I have something wrong with my hair or something, lol---plus, if they're dirty or nasty, damn right I'm not going to stare back!!
You know that woman that has no idea how to suck a mans cock? Get the a blowjob instructor and toss them a cucumber to practice on
You know the woman that would stop you in a heartbeat if you even tried to go down on her? Hell, I can't get them down there fast enough
You know the woman that would stop you if you tried to kiss her on the first date? You have to be on a date to kiss someone?? Wow, I musta missed that day in class.
You know the woman that would be in shock if she saw a porno? I'd be shocked if they're watching it without me
You know the woman that would threaten divorce if she saw a dirty magazine? Nah, I'd thumb through it myself, I like to critique the photos
You know the woman that would literally have a heart attack if she caught you masturbating?[ only exclaim "OMG what are you doing?? You have me to do that for you .


Dallas_Male_35 47M
255 posts
1/9/2006 9:56 pm

I think I've been dating the wrong women


SaucyNSassy 39F

1/17/2006 8:37 pm

Trust, YOU are a tease..."Prove your innocence (WTF!, at least show some)and purity to me. Grant me some breathing room and a little forgiveness. I want to blog with you again. I want to come at you from behind and grab the back of your hair with one hand and pin one of your wrist to the wall with the other. I want to pull your hair back and expose your pouty lips to mine, and then I will whisper very intensely in your ear "I want to blog you so fucking hard it hurts!".

Discreet, of course, Pirate away... It's cool.

Jaded, Male Escort, huh... I promise not to get you a stripper. (I think they are a total waste of money personally) Your answers just scare me... hmm... how are we not at least 5th cousins or something? lol

Dallas, maybe you have... maybe you haven't... I dunno...

"Sassy"


Dallas_Male_35 47M
255 posts
1/17/2006 11:27 pm

lol, I haven't been dating anybody for a long time now. . . . . so I guess I haven't . . . . but the few that I've gotten to know were the wrong ones, to say the least


SaucyNSassy 39F

1/18/2006 11:32 pm

Dallas, then look for the right one!!! Where do you find these girls you date? I bet you don't find them on a respectable, innocent site like this one.. LOL!!! Good luck Sweetie!
Kisses,
"Sassy"


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