Men- Please Groom Yourselves--NO Cavemen wanted!!!  

SaucyNSassy 39F
2021 posts
1/9/2006 6:27 pm

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Men- Please Groom Yourselves--NO Cavemen wanted!!!


Okay, we have all met that man. You know the one. He has more hair in his ears and hanging out of his nose than on his head. I don't understand why the wives of these men don't say..."Honey, let me trim that for you..." Or babe, you need to trim a little" I mean, men can't SEE in their ears so maybe us women need to be a little more helpful. Now, as for men who are single... Don't they have any male or female friends that can just say.. "Hey buddy, you have a few wild nose / ear hairs that are getting out of control there..." lol
OHHHH And what about men that can see that they only have ONE eyebrow and yet refuse to pluck a few hairs out??? I have met a few men who were very attractive but they had that unibrow thing going. Question was, how long could I keep my mouth shut??? lol... we alllll KNOW how brutally honest I can be BUT I don't like to be mean. I like to say things tactfully but how do I meet a man and tell him.."Sweetie, you only have one eyebrow." I mean, obviously he KNOWS! He looks in the mirror everyday. WHY WON'T he pluck??? I'm so confused... how do you look in the mirror everyday and not realize that you are SUPPOSED to have 2 eyebrows..count them TWO!!! NOT ONE!!! I'm not suggesting that you get your eyebrows waxed or you pluck them in a perfect arch... thats a bit much for a man (in my humble opinion) I'm just saying... grab the tweezers and pluck those massive hairs between your eyes! Trim that nose hair and trim the ear hair. I can't ignore something like that. I like a man who takes pride in his appearance. A man can be the most physically attractive man but if he takes care of himself... THAT is what shines through and gets my attention. I'm not shallow, it's not ALL about looks, it's not all about a 6 pack, huge biceps and a perfectly, chiseled chin.. BUT I can't look at a man w/ long nose hair hanging out, a massive unibrow and a ton of hair flowing out of his ears... Ewe!!!
So, men, I beg of you.. GROOM YOURSELVES!!! I am tired of being that woman who has to tell you these things... I'm not rude, I'm sweet so to be honest, I don't know how I would even begin to tell a man that I couldn't handle his lack of grooming ability.

Women, have you experienced the hairy ear, hairy nose, unibrow man? I mean have you met the ultimate caveman? lol
Men, is there a reason why you won't trim??? Is there a reason why you refuse to look in the mirror and realize..."Damn, I only have one eyebrow!!! Maybe I should get some tweezers! "

I say this with love...because obviously the women and/or friends in your lives will NOT tell you for fear that they will embarass you or hurt your feelings... Okay,I'm done... (hold your applause...lol)

"Sassy"

P.S. I'm tired of looking at me. So, here is a pic I took in Acapulco. I love this pic! Hope you like it!

goldinboy2 60M

1/9/2006 7:19 pm

No Cavemen LOL thats funny, Let me tell you sweetness as a man gets older the dam stuff starts growing out of the strangest places, you have to keep up on it or it will get out of control.Those neet little cordless shavers are just the ticket.


grouchy68 48M

1/10/2006 3:01 am

I have to agree Goldinboy .. the cordless shavers are a great invention.

The question is Sassy ... and thankfully this does not apply to me ... what about hairy backs? Waxed or not?


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
1/10/2006 10:52 am

I was going to leave a meaningful comment but, if you'll excuse me, I just need to go and peek in the mirror ...


SaucyNSassy 39F

1/10/2006 2:21 pm

Gold, I thank God that SOME men use those cordless shavers.

Grouchy, I wouldn't expect a man to wax his back... thats a LOT of pain and it would have to be done on a regular basis. I'm talking his face and ears... you know, easily visible places.

Quiet, I literally laughed out loud when I read your comment! Thanks! lol... BTW, I have a mirror here.

"Sassy"


Milusos71 45M
9 posts
1/10/2006 7:31 pm

Stray nose hairs??? Aren't those curb feelers??

Nice to see you're still outspoken for a cause.


Milusos71 45M
9 posts
1/10/2006 7:43 pm

Actually, my idea of being a caveman would be to club you in the head, drag you back to my cave and fuck you bowlegged.


SaucyNSassy 39F

1/10/2006 10:34 pm

Mil, Me, outspoken, never....lol...I like to call myself, "highly opinionated". As for fucking me bowlegged, as long as you can do that to me while you are nicely groomed, I might not even put up a fight! lol...
"Sassy"


Dallas_Male_35 47M
255 posts
1/13/2006 12:28 am

Hmm, for those of us with too much distance to be able to participate, there is no bowleggedness involved, but mamma was right . . . . I think I'm going blind!


SaucyNSassy 39F

1/17/2006 8:10 pm

Dallas, you should have listened to momma...You would have been a great comedian!
"Sassy"


Dallas_Male_35 47M
255 posts
1/17/2006 11:31 pm

NAH . . . . . there are enough starving comedians out there without me standing in line to have tomatos thrown at me.

Besides, I kinda like what I do now. I still get to travel a bit, and people still point at me and laugh, except I don't get paid for that, and that is usually just when I'm naked . . . . but that's beside the point.


SaucyNSassy 39F

1/21/2006 6:42 pm

Dallas, why are you traveling naked and giving people the opportunity to laugh? You are supposed to wear clothes while traveling... didn't anyone ever tell you that?
"Sassy"


Dallas_Male_35 47M
255 posts
1/26/2006 6:51 pm

People tell me all kinds of things. But that's an occupational hazard. What I hear is another story!


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