I LOVE COCK!!!!! Grrr...I'm STRAIGHT...  

SaucyNSassy 39F
2021 posts
1/20/2006 8:25 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I LOVE COCK!!!!! Grrr...I'm STRAIGHT...

Okay, so when I wrote the post last night, I was laughing. I thought now, this will get some attention. Maybe a few laughs and that's it. Well, now that my mailbox (all filtered mail) is flowing freely... I guess it was a MASSIVE mistake. No, I do not like women. I would joke around with my husband about Lauren and how she was hot and wouldn't he rather have someone who was beautiful than intelligent... He would laugh and say "This show is about us. You are the Beauty and you married the Geek. Except you are intelligent too!" Wasn't that sweet? lol...
Anyway, so while we watched it LAST season I would joke around about her constant gum smacking self.. saying she was hot and men don't care if women have brains...they just want them to be beautiful and thin w/ some boobs. (btw, Lauren doesn't have boobs)
So, to be clear AGAIN... Don't email me to join you and your friend. Don't email me if you are a lesbian or you are Bi-Curious or Bi-Sexual. Grrr... Yes, I think Lauren is hot, if I were drunk would I really mess around with her... Hmm... I don't know if I could be THAT drunk. I will NEVER want to eat pussy.. BLECH!!!! I love socking cock far too much. To be honest the thought of eating someone out makes me feel kind of ill. (From the stories guy friends have told me, not all women are as clean as I am)
Now, all because of this post that I used to mess with people and get a reaction you guys are going to be trying to tell me it's okay... and medically this, and psychologically that. (Quite...lol)
LOL...If you guys ONLY knew my Strong religious & political beliefs you wouldn't even doubt that I am only playing...
However, I am on a sex site. Do I feel like writing a blog about my political views? no... I don't. Do I have views? Hell yes! Do I watch the news and read about whats going on around me? YES! But, Im not getting into a political debate on AdultFriendFinder...lol. I'm just not. We get enough of that everywhere else... I like to have fun here!
So, again, joke is over. Lauren is hot but I don't want to experiment with her or anyone who looks like her. Do NOT ask me if you can be my first experiment??? Grrr... I LOVE COCK!!!

"SASSY"


im_your_man77 39M
961 posts
1/20/2006 10:00 am

So lets get this straight once and for all, you and your mind twin won't be getting it on then? Damn! Oh go on, I could sell tickets. The two of you could make a fortune, and I could take my 10%.


HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
1/20/2006 10:03 am

Hmmmm....are you trying to say you love cocks Sassy???


Hugs!


jadedbabe78 106F

1/20/2006 10:22 am

LOL--don't you hate it when your posts get taken the wrong way and you get emails stating the fact that some will never understand anything .

Proclaim your cock loving self! lol--good job, girl.

~Jadey


SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
1/20/2006 11:55 am

Those e-mails must have made for some interesting reading. I went to a gay club once with one of my gay friends; just wanted to see for myself what the club was like. He introduced me as his straight friend. But I was told "if I ever changed my mind..."
Nice to be wanted I guess.
As far as political discussions you could always discuss "bush". LOL.

S.R.


rm_anacortes 74M
2850 posts
1/20/2006 12:53 pm

What about what is ATTACHED to the cock, winkie, lingham, prick, salami, rod, lollypop, mmmmmm tell me..


zx9racer 44M

1/20/2006 1:14 pm

Well at least you have stated clearly on what you want.. It is amazing that once you mention you think about another woman is hot.. You get blogged and e-mailed about trying it out or having a lil 3some with FMF.. LMAO... You could always talk about political sex scandels or such..

zx-


tjnsa925 52M
7 posts
1/20/2006 2:54 pm

comment about post209042

Hi Sassy

I bet if you said you and a girlfriend would be poolside in your back yard exploring each other you get offers like need your pool cleaned,a new roof or any other chores men could think of on that very same day. The truth is I would have more class to ask but I would be guilty of thinking about it. I like the thought of two beautiful boddies together. Mabey some women like it because they cant find a man that can eat pussy the way they want. I know enuff on that subject.

I do enjoy reading what you have to say and what is going through that high IQ brain of yours. I am beginning to form scope of your personality. It would be intresting to know how close I will be. It seems like would bring life and spirit to every place you appear. Thanks for the wink!! tjnsa925


Dallas_Male_35 47M
255 posts
1/20/2006 6:24 pm

Personally, I am glad you are not into chicks. . . . . I am still hoping I have a chance


MrNuttz05 49M

1/20/2006 6:48 pm

It seems that everytime you try to get out of that hole that you are in, you just dig yourself deeper... Do you need a ladder? (lol) Maybe a rope will do? (lol)


SaucyNSassy 39F

1/20/2006 8:18 pm

Man77, there isn't enough money sweetie!

Cor, lol... yes, thats it!

Jadey, I am a cock loving self!!! (proclaimed, again!) and yes, I hate the mass of emails from lesbians and couples just because of ONE blog....

S.R. I went to a gay club w/ a friend of mine one night about 8 years ago...lol. OMG! I got hit on left and right. Great for the self esteem but not so great when I realized that one pretty woman was relentless. She didn't like hearing no. Obviously she was one of those pretty women that aren't used to being turned down...lol

Anac, I like that too...

ZX, political sex scandals, that might be the only thing political I would get into here but even that might get me too heated...lol
Thanks for stopping by!

Tj, "It seems like would bring life and spirit to every place you appear" Now, that is really sweet... You aren't married??? AND, your welcome...Thank you...

Dallas, I'm not into chicks! You live in Dallas, remember?

Nuttz, Well, thank you for being there to hand me the shovel so I can DIG a littttle deeper. lol....

"Sassy"


trust2bdiscreet2 44M

1/20/2006 8:58 pm

Sassy;

You have attention deficate disorder. You dont get enough attention do you. Shoulda known. Ex-sunday school teacher turns rug muncher, just not gonn'a work out.
But, on the bright side all the emails is great for your AdultFriendFinder popularity points. As a standard you will now have unlimited profile viewing and email access through the next 12 months.

Trust


Cainseviltwin 36M

1/20/2006 9:29 pm

oh boy ....

i hope my comment to the previous didn't step on your toes, sassy. if its any consolation, i'd much rather get to have sex with you myself than watch you have sex with a woman


SaucyNSassy 39F

1/20/2006 9:38 pm

Trust, 2 words baby... 2 words.
,
"Sassy"


Dallas_Male_35 47M
255 posts
1/21/2006 5:29 am

You keep reminding me of that . . . .

and I keep saying, "I'm not HIM."

and you keep reminding me of that,

and I keep saying, "I'm not HIM."

and you keep reminding me of that,

and I keep saying, "I'm not HIM."

and you keep reminding me of that . . . . .

(one of us should take a hint soon - except I'm stubborn, remember)


SaucyNSassy 39F

1/22/2006 2:57 pm

Cain, no sweetie, not at all. You are fine! Not offended AT ALL!!! (as would
Kiss,
"Sassy"


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