Threesome Fantasy  

SassyChrisls 113F
413 posts
8/20/2005 10:05 pm
Threesome Fantasy

This Couple's Information:
Gender:
Couple (man and woman)
Lives in: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
Marital Status: Single
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English

His Information:
Age:
33
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Height: 6 ft 1 in
Body Type: Athletic
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Black
Hair Length: Short
Male Endowment: Long/Thick
Circumsized: Yes

Her Information:
Age:
24
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Height: 5 ft 4 in
Body Type: Petite
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Medium
Bra Size: 32 B

Profile for MnF4U3sum
We're seeking a female to join in our sessions for an exciting No Strings Attached threesome experience!

Ideal Person:
Preferably females 21-27 years old and petite/athletic, but flexible. Will consider couples interested in swinging and will travel, if necessary!


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Sounds pretty good right?? Sure, except for one thing-

THIS IS NOT A REAL COUPLE!

It seems half of A FF consists of couples... and some of those supposed "couples" have been exposed to be NOT a couple.

In fact- it's a very lonely desperate single individual posing in hopes to further his/her chances of getting laid.

So what happens when someone takes up the offer? Just show and say "My other half is on her way"? Or better yet, "We broke up a half hour ago."

How do couples share the keyboard at once and switch their typing styling in mid-sentence?

I call people like that "switchy" - they switch from one personality to the other.. and right back. Even in mid-sentence. Did they forget who they were supposed to be at the moment?

I'm not talking about real couples, who take turns at the keyboard- this is an impossibility, even for them, to pull off this "switchiness".

I recently called out on one of the supposed "couples". At that time, I didn't realize this was the case... I just thought he was being switchy.

The male "half" and his "fiancee" were taking a breather, so he claims. Not to bash this individual; he's very bright, funny, and smart... but he didn't fool me.

During this 'breather' period, he'd be extremely friendly in the room, chatting with people, being his usual sarcastic smart ass clever self.

Then all of the sudden- she "comes back". Personality switch.

Very cold... didn't even say hello to people he just had a fantastic conversation with the previous night. Is this even the same person? Claims to be him.....

He'd be talking to someone, sayin this is the male half of the couple then someone would ask about the partner, "we're here"... she'd miraculously appear in the convo.

Someone told me I had "caught on"... apparently, his fiancee left a year ago and hasn't returned.

I even read some of the IMs from a friend's archives. The friend, of course, thinking it was the female half she was speaking to... but upon showing me the archives, she read it again and said "you know what, I'm thinking it was never her"- as the archives consisted of both "couples'" stylings and terminology only the male half would use.

Apparently, he doesn't remember how long they've been "together". A year ago, he told someone a number... then a few days ago "she" told me a different number- 4 years less than the original. Hmm... makes you wonder.

At this point, we're wondering if there was ever really a "her".

Of course, because he got called out on, he IMs two chat members to rant about how crazy I am, how I kept asking him for a relationship and he's said no... and now I'm apparently a stalker.

I guess he feels very threatened by this "exposing", as he hasn't been online since. Unless of course, he has a (incognito) handle.

This is only an example of someone I think has been using the "couple" status, is abusing it, and got caught.

Why must people lie on here? What's the point to it?

There are blogs asking "Is there anyone taking this place seriously?"

Obviously not, if half of us are lying about our marital status.. our weight... hell, even our age.

I've heard so many stories about members meeting members who've lied on their profiles and in conversations.

Did they really think we'd not notice she looks 20 years older than the high school picture she just sent, claiming it was recent?

Did they really think we'd especially not see the rolls and efforts to edge in thru the doorways because of the obesity, when they claim to be petite or athletic?


Seriously- do you people want to actually GET LAID??

THEN STOP THE LYING.


I don't care how pathetic people are, how needy and desperate...

And that includes "couples" who aren't really couples.




nietchze 43M

8/22/2005 8:59 pm

I don't have a good answer for this, except that the person often lied to is yourself. People always look at themselves differently, for better or worse, than they really are. For instance "athletic build" has as many definitions as there are people who would give you one. Not that this is close to the type of blatant bullshit guys ( and girls) put out there sometimes, but it happens more often. A little exaggeration here, small understatement there, selected information not mentioned here, and pretty soon you are talking about a whole different person.

But as for why it happens? well thats pretty simple really. Because sometimes it works. Not all the time, not even most of the time. Hell it might only have to work once. Like the guy mom described, he probably got some girl to sleep with him, ONCE, and he just kept doing it.

Feed a starving dog, and he will always come back till he finds someone else to feed him. Always...


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
8/22/2005 3:36 pm

There used to be this "couple" who would hang out in the old East Coast room. They also hung out in the original NY Room. They each had their own handles, based on Bruce Springsteen songs.

Well, they were looking for bisexual women to play with. However, when they found anyone who fell for it, when she would get to the meeting, only he would be there. The general excuse was, oh, she's working, but even though her job was supposed to be stripper, no one was allowed to go to the club to see her...

Long story short, after someone actually busted this guy, his girlfriend suddenly got a job in LA. She was going off to be the world's first stripper/stunt woman. This guy never did admit his stripper girlfriend was all a ruse to meet women who weren't interested in meeting men. He just faded away, after finding out no one wanted to be bothered with him.

He wasn't the only one, either. This has been going on since the site began, I'm sure. I really don't get the point. When you're found out, you're not going to get any anyway, so why do it?


pseudohippie 50F

8/22/2005 1:41 pm

Early on in my AdultFriendFinder experience, I talked to a "woman" who was part of a couple. Boy she was fun, funny, I enjoyed talking to her immensely.

Then I found out the truth.

Well, sure, they are a couple...there really is a man, there really is a woman. So it's not the switchy thing Sassy references.

It's worse.

He "manages" the situation so he can procure men for her and then use her for his visual pleasure...a sort of live porn movie with his woman as the star.

I know he does this because he did it to a friend of mine.

After everyone's all good and liquored up, he suggests going back to his place to continue the party. He then takes his woman into the bedroom and "gets her ready." Finally, he comes back to the living space and tells the lucky guy "she's ready!"

Pretty nice way to treat others, eh?

Maybe it's true what we all claim...women are the picky ones about sex, men are willing to do whatever sexual opportunity comes down the pike. I don't know, that seems silly...but let's just say it IS true.

Neither gender likes to be fooled.


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