Reasons Why.... (add yours!)  

SassyChrisls 113F
413 posts
8/30/2005 12:20 pm
Reasons Why.... (add yours!)

Reasons Why People Act Stupid Sometimes:

~ Chemically imbalanced.

~ Dropped on head as a child.

~ Held coal/soap in mouth for too long.

~ Brain wasn't fully developed, possibly due to the following reasons....

~ Daddy's sperm was missing a chunk.

~ Mommy's egg was missing a chunk.

~ A crucial part to development dribbled down Daddy's leg.

~ A crucial part to development dribbled down Mommy's crack.

~ Genes missing a strand.


Some of you may find these "reasons" offensive, but hey... they could and do happen!!!!

Add your own to the list! Have fun!

rm_ParadoxHawk 45M
44 posts
9/14/2005 10:29 pm

Stupid is as stupid does.
Stupidity for its own sake is still pretty damn stupid.
Some people are stupid because they try too hard to not be stupid.
Others are even more stupid because they are fine with being stupid.
Stupidity can, however, be entertaining.

fatochre 44M

9/12/2005 7:14 pm

-for sex, or for money to go get sex
- sometimes we just have to keep up with the joneses
- cause the voices wont let me stop
- just seemed like the thing to do officer.

A comedian once remarked that every family has an idiot in it, if you don't know who the idiot in your family is,,,,,,,,,,,,maybe your it,
You are funny.

rm_DocSpiky 40M
18 posts
9/1/2005 1:04 pm

Three words: Model Airplane Glue


greatnsexy69 47M

8/31/2005 10:07 pm

Doing it in the Kitchen right next to the microwave should be taken off the list of hot places to have sex

using liquid wrench as lube because it said 'deep penetration' probably wasn't so smart

xraying yourself while climaxing should be avoided in the future <-- I've seen an xray of a blowjob

DevilishOne32 45F

8/31/2005 3:01 pm

hey hey!! my momma is my grandpa's aunt who married my oldest brother who happens to be my paw... I turned out just fine. Okay maybe huffing the spray paint gave me an eye twitch but that's IT!!!

nietchze 43M

8/30/2005 5:23 pm

ate to much glue in kindergarten

came from the shallow end of the gene pool

mommy was daddys father's daughter

licked the lead paint off of the crib

Mom and dad had sex up till birth, child got bonked on the head to many times.

born so ugly that the doctor smacked the wrong end and caused brain damage

or maybe some people are just dicks....

2 posts
8/30/2005 3:22 pm

interesting and slightly angry. just a suggestion- tell yourself that "what is so surprising about this?" but just a suggestion and you can tell me to take a hike and my reply would be "what's so surprisng about it?" life is not that short and being surprised and shcoked regularly is too much sometimes. just an idea

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