Ahhhh.... Subject: CUM  

SassyChrisls 113F
413 posts
8/4/2005 3:01 am
Ahhhh.... Subject: CUM


Was waiting for another dumb email to blog about. Seemed all the guys have been wary of emailing me anything as of late - guess this guy isn't aware of my blogs.

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From:
Greg52000
Date: Aug 4, 2005 3:17 AM EDT
Subject: CUM

COME TO ME BABY, COME THE BEST ONLY

Gregoire


PLEASE!!! Are you kidding me??? What on earth possibly makes you think ANYONE - except with maybe the exception of gay men (no offense) - would reply to such an empty ridiculous email??? Oh, and not only that- it didn't even make SENSE whatsoever. NONE.


greatnsexy69 47M

8/29/2005 11:20 pm

I tend to deal with alot of programmers who are either Russian, Indian or Asian (Gee what does that say about the USA?) and they will tend to write like that. Most people who come from this great land(?) tend to use less letters with a complete lack of punctuation. For example I get this problem quite alot:

DA EMALE FROZE
or
the screen loked

It doesn't mean the guy who wrote that is illitirate if he's foreign, he may speak extremely well but had to learn how to write on his own where as most people from the US sound and write the same way.

By the way, I agree, he should have put something to the effect that he's loaded. Or something. Get a clue dude.


nietchze 43M

8/5/2005 10:10 pm

You know i dont think even the king Barry White could deliver that line and make it sexy. I think someone has been watching to much porno and baywatch before immigrating.


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
8/4/2005 10:55 am

Evil Step Sis, you didn't tell us the best part... His profile! Have you taken a look at it? He lists English as his primary language, but I have my doubts:

Older Gentleman Who likes only the best WITH ALLOT OF CLASS LOOKING FOR A FEMALE FRIEND TO HAVE GOOD TIMES

Ideal Person:
Sexy Crazy Likes to party kinky 28 TO 40 YRS OLD NEAR MANHATTAN NY NY

Let's look, shall we? There's a complete lack of punctuation. To say Manhattan NY NY is redundant. If you're a Manhattanite, your mailing address is New York, NY. He's 61 years old, but only has interest in women who are young enough to be his daughter or granddaughter. He claims to have alot of class, oh, excuse me, "allot" of class, as in an allotment. That's a bit more believable, as he seems to be rationing it and not using it here at all.

It looks like he's widening his net, as you're a bit away from the city. I guess no hipster woman in the 5 boroughs would have his married old ass.

Guys, seriously. If you're over 40 and hitting on young girls, you'd damned well have a pic showing you're aging well and incredibly handsome, or you'd better have a bank balance that the sugar daddy seekers would kill for. Not to mention, be somewhat articulate. If we ladies wanted men who are barely literate, we could find him at a truck stop.


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