ITS CONSPIRACY .. CAREFUL..  

SacredStarDance
4888 posts
8/28/2006 7:40 pm
ITS CONSPIRACY .. CAREFUL..

A friend sent this to me..too funny not to share..
huggsssssssssssssssss

Have you noticed that Stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are
> heavier. And, everything is farther away.. Yesterday I walked to the
> corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had
> become!
>
> And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young
> ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up

> they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same
> silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am,

> a lip reader?
>
> I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the
> other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into
an old friend the other day and he has aged so much that he didn't even
recognize me. I got to thinking about the poor fellow while I was
combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own
refection.........Well,
&g t; REALLY NOW- even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!
>
> Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life
> and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them.. All

> I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see
> them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.
>
> Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would
> they suddenly start labeling size 16 shirts as 18 1/2 or 19? Do they
> think no one notices that these things no longer fit around the waist,

> hips, thighs, and chest?
>
> The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank, but in
> reverse. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that
> dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these
> people think they're fooling?
>
> I'd like to call up someone in authority to r eport what's going on --
> but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed

> the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a
> number in here!
>
> All I can do is pass along this warning: We are under attack! Unless
> something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer
> these awful indignities.
>
> PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN
> GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
>
> PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something
> has caused my computer's fonts to be smaller than they once were.



under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat



cougarprey4play 40M

8/31/2006 8:52 pm

Same here!


cougarprey4play 40M

8/30/2006 5:56 pm

just don't forget about me
---
I try not to forget about anyone but as long as I check my posts (I see where I last commented on blogs) & when people visit me, I make sure to return the visit & post!

Wouldn't want to forget about you - you always have something nice to say & I enjoy hearing from you

Take care,
Coug


SacredStarDance replies on 8/30/2006 9:21 pm:
awwww thanks hun...I'm glad I found your blogs

oldude1946 70M

8/29/2006 10:46 am

Howdy to ya

I have been busy lately drag racing and working on the drag cars, I'm kind of lazy ya know


SacredStarDance replies on 8/29/2006 6:21 pm:
you lazy thang..get off that cute arse and get somthing done..like take us drag racing.. .. good to see ya

cougarprey4play 40M

8/29/2006 9:38 am

Memory has been an issue with me everything else seems to be fine so far


SacredStarDance replies on 8/29/2006 6:19 pm:
just don't forget about me

wasquic69 72M

8/29/2006 5:57 am

Good mornin' Muffy, I on the other hand have goten taller as I age. The floor keeps getting further away. However, my legs are not getting longer - my inseam is the same. I think my toroso is getting longer because my shirts won't stay tucked in my pants anymore. LOL

Luv Ya
WAS


SacredStarDance replies on 8/29/2006 6:18 pm:
lmao.. too cute

firestarter665 42M/39F

8/29/2006 5:42 am

I have to send this to my parents. My dad always talks about how things are these days.


SacredStarDance replies on 8/29/2006 6:17 pm:
lol.. I sent them to my inlaws.. they loved it..I hope your dad enjoys

stonerandsea 48M/50F

8/29/2006 4:38 am

Too f'in funny!!! You crack me up girl!!! What a great way to start the day, with a good laugh from a great friend Thanks muffy


SacredStarDance replies on 8/29/2006 6:16 pm:
wooohooo love to start your day.. glad you enjoyed.. huggsssssssss

JuicyBBW1001 54F

8/29/2006 1:46 am

tooo funny

Juicy


SacredStarDance replies on 8/29/2006 6:13 pm:
glad i got a diggle out of you

rm_Benkai7 55M
2358 posts
8/29/2006 1:44 am

Dear "Muffy".

.. hm ...,

it could be possible ... I´ll have a closer look at it ...

Benkai7


SacredStarDance replies on 8/29/2006 6:11 pm:
sweet heart.. you do that.. just keep those sexy glasses on

TonyPlays 64M

8/28/2006 11:20 pm

Aging is a disease that everyone has agreed to accept. Perhaps someday we will put our foot down and cure it.


SacredStarDance replies on 8/29/2006 6:08 pm:
I will accept it gracefully..and so will my plastic surgeon

goodatpoetry2 66M
12388 posts
8/28/2006 10:02 pm

Now THAT was funny! So true, but funny.
Getting old is an adventure.
But I've always been a more stay-at-home kinda guy.


SacredStarDance replies on 8/29/2006 6:07 pm:
glad you enjoyed.. now go out and make some sand castles or sumpton

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