Superman  

SEXYEYES2U 44F
41 posts
4/26/2006 7:09 pm
Superman


One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his super
hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action.
"Hey Batman!
Who's good in the sack?"

"Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is
the best sex in comicland. Why don't you try her?" replied Batman.

"I'd love to, but Wonder Woman and I are friends. So I don't really want
to take advantage of her."

"Damn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove
off.

Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the
Green Lantern patching up a building.

He flew down.
"Hey Hal, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor,
who's the best babe in comicland?"

"Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonder Woman
is far and away the best lay in Comicland,
Why don't you try her?"

Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she
had gotten around so much" and he flew off in frustration.

Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a field when he saw Wonder
Woman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up
in the air. Superman was tempted. He thought to himself,
"I'm faster than a speeding bullet,
I can be in and out of there before she even
knows I'm here."

So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone. Wonder Woman
stared up into the sky with a dazed _expression. "What the hell was
that??" she exclaimed.

"I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off,
"but my ass is killing me."

cpl4cplfun06 50M/44F  
66 posts
9/20/2007 8:38 pm

That's hilarious. I'm glad I'm not the invisible man. LOL


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