That Smell...  

SAtongueStud 35M
16 posts
5/30/2006 9:23 am
That Smell...

Okay, let me preface this with a bit of background.


I don't know about you all, but I took to heart the value of condoms when my dad told me about them when I was but a young lad. "These things will keep you out of so much trouble, it's unbelievable," he informed me at the grand old age of 14. Like so many other things, he was right. I am a religious condom user. Always safe, all the time - it keeps me healthy, wealthy, and childless. The only exception to the rule was my ex - when you're attempting to get married, you really start trusting someone, I suppose, even if it did fall through.

But I digress. The point of the story. I don't have problems getting condoms on or with them breaking or any of that. They're really relatively simple devices. There's just one thing about them that gets to me - the smell.

I can live with the difference in sensation. I can live with the momentum stopping "hang on a sec" shuffle shuffle thing that every man trying to put a rubber on does. But the smell - that godawful latex smell that permeates your nostrils to the point where you can't even smell your lover. I hate it. I've tried every brand of condom I could find, with and without lube, latex, nonlatex, polyurethane, everything. They all STINK. And it's not that great "mmm sex" smell either. It's smells like latex and petrochemicals. Inorganic chemistry instead of human scents.

The whole room stinks of condoms to me after I have sex. Does anyone have any suggestions for low smell condoms and lubes?


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