Sometimes People Just Don't Get It...  

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12/27/2005 4:53 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Sometimes People Just Don't Get It...

Did I mention I have a warped sense of humor?
This started from an email from one of AdultFriendFinder's finest...I kinda went off a

Sender: realguy0140
Date: Sep 4, 2005 12:21 AM EDT

You should probably join Lesbain Friend Finder. this site is really for hetro

Sender: SARAFROG21
To: realguy0140
Date: Sep 4, 2005 12:35 AM EDT

Thanks for such an informative email.
Your input is greatly appreciated.
I guess this past year of searching under the "women seeking women" tab on my screen has been an illusion!
The numerous women I have met that listed themselves as "bi-sexual or lesbian" certainly must have been part of a malicious plan to confuse me.
To think all I needed to get on the right track was a f*ckin rocket scientist like you...go figure.
Perhaps if you spent more time looking at the women here that want a pompous small penised "know it all" you might have less time to send such asinine emails.

Best of luck to you in your search, you must be so excited about the new doctors doing penile implants down there in "Gods waiting room".
If considering a new profile time try realstupidguythatwillnevergetlaid0140 it may help you to set your own expectations.

Sender: realguy0140
Date: Sep 4, 2005 12:42 AM EDT

I'm glad you spent so much time on your response. Your parents must be so proud. Happy pussy licking to you! Remember...LesbainFriendFinder. Leave this site to real women

Sender: SARAFROG21
To: realguy0140
Date: Sep 4, 2005 12:57 AM EDT

Hey sh*t for brains, who made you the AdultFriendFinder sherrif?
I just reported you to the staff here where I have been a paying member for over a year.
I am sure they will be impressed with your idiotic attempt to order there customers around.
I looked at your profile picture, I can see why you are bitter. Must be hard on a guy to not only have a small penis, but after paying all this money and spending all this time, can't manage a single friend in his network.

Now that "you told me" I guess I better email all 232 of my "bi-curious and lesbian" female network friends and let them know that realdickhead0140 wants us all to pack up and leave HIS site.
On a side mentioned "real women" in your amazingly clever response...willing to bet that not only have you never seen a real woman...if you ever do that pathetic penis of yours will most certainly travel the 1/2 a millimeter necessary to climb fully back in to your malnourished body...nice Speedo tan must be the hit of the beach down there in Venice.
The next email will be from the admin at AdultFriendFinder, perhaps you can impress them with your indignant unimaginative

Sender: realguy0140
Date: Sep 4, 2005 1:10 AM EDT
My membership ends in days and I can't wait. i can't wait to get away from pussy licking lesbos like you. That's what you are! A LESBO! Sheriff? are't doing anything illegal. You're just gay...and there's nothing wrong with that. You shoud just accept it and go to a gay website. This is AdultFriendFinder, not gay lesbo lesbainfriendfinder. FU

To: realguy0140

Date: Sep 4, 2005 2:43 AM EDT
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: LFF

Have you considered taking an I.Q. test...I am now certain it would qualify you for disability benefits.
Let's take this one step at a time...I can see you are not capable of multi-tasking, I'm thinking remembering to close your eyes while masturbating and thinking about your mom all at the same time has probably maxed out your entire skill set.
So I am going to help you....very slowly.
First off this site most certainly is for people with all types of preferences, had you ever advanced beyond reading the Stouffer's box you would have realized that by now...

Secondly you mentioned your membership expires in a few days and "you can't wait to get away..."
Umm...I don't know if your mom has been able to explain it to you yet ...but you don't have to stay logged on until then...I have a news flash for ya could log off now and never come's ok.....really I going to fast for ya here sport?....ok...ya sure now?...ok thirdly I am not a Lesbian...I am a married bi-sexual woman...and yes my little brainless friend...I am married to a man...a man is something that your parents have been wishing you would become for oh so many years....I can only imagine the terror of hearing in the delivery room..."Nurse Felton, I am going to need you to run down to pathology and borrow a very powerful micro-scope in order to determine the sex of this child...I am leaning towards Female...but it looks to be an extremely large a**hole with a very small hair
like protrusion" " we are definitely going to need a plastic surgeon here...this child’s vagina has migrated to its face while in the womb"
I really do understand your unexplained anger...I mean live in Florida...a state filled with Mosquitoes...and you walk around knowing they all have bigger pricks than you do!
You are obviously illiterate as you were unable to read my profile...and this all started hours ago...again maybe mom will help ya in the morning.
You made 2 references to "pussylicker" as though that were a bad a friend (because I really do feel oh so close to really) after seeing that profile pic I am highly recommending you not only change your attitude about pussy licking...I am inclined to tell you it is absolutely your only chance of ever even getting in the neighborhood of satisfying a woman.
I am beginning to believe you are way to socially inept to succeed in this scary little world we call the as your friend (see friendship proclamation above) I am going to strongly suggest you take up reading....alone.
I am also going to highly recommend the first title to get you off on a great start to this fun new hobby.
Write this down Clem...this is important.
The title is:
Suicide For Dummies..."How to do it right the first time"
Once again this has been a complete pleasure. There is a huge comfort in me knowing I am now totally confident that I have indeed met the stupidest a**hole on the internet...and it only took a year and a half!!...
All the best with your new reading hobby...I think I am actually going to pray for your success.

rm_Smoothies7 39M
5 posts
1/4/2006 4:17 pm

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! (Just make sure you get it on tape)

im_curious_4u 50M

1/4/2006 6:00 pm

Now that is sad and funny at the same time. It sounds like the best thing for that poor guy was to leave.

HughJarse2000 47M

1/7/2006 9:12 am

Oh my God - a real pussylicker

you really know how to put some effort into being pissed off with someone huh?

you might like to balance your blog up a little now though. How about a lovely poem about spring showers, or breathing advice for self meditation , or something, anything that shows another side to you. All we know so far is that you can eat idiots and their grits for breakfast !


1/7/2006 11:20 am

LOL...I am not really a really

rm_65hornyguy 41M/38F

1/10/2006 7:03 am

I always like to start my day with a good laugh, thank you sarafrog, LMAO. My god I am never amazed anymore by the stupidity of some people.

CaligulaJones2 51M
10 posts
1/18/2006 4:50 pm

Well, if the dork was upset that this was AdultFriendFinder, and not Lesbian Friend Finder, how does he explain the fact that he hasn't yet reached emotional adulthood, yet he joined up?

BTW, I've met the same type. As a bi-curious guy, I get my fair share of homophobia. I mean, if someone has "wants to meet men" on their ad, why freak out when a man contacts you?

Jack_Nicholson3 57M

1/20/2006 8:52 am

Absolutely hilarious
you're deftly one sharp and witty gal! I will be laughing all day

cactusthorns 60M
4 posts
1/26/2006 4:00 pm

Its a shame that you spent so much time and energy entertaining his response instead of just deleting or blocking him. I am ashamed that I am responding to this blog.


1/26/2006 5:07 pm

Ya you must be right, you found my blog, read it, read the responses, and then responded to it by saying what a waste of time it was...all of which you are "ashamed" of....

You imply I should have been smart/mature enough to just delete it and block him.....or in essence ignored him and moved on...

Pardon me for being confused...I mean I am just a stupid girl and all.... but should you not have followed your own wisdom here Sport?

rm_diamonds59 57M
2 posts
1/27/2006 4:35 pm

Ha ha ha,....classic repartee!! Sara, your sarcasm is a treat to behold! I was going to refer to youremail "buddy" as a dickhead but that seems to be overestimating his prowess... guess hes just a dick. You go, girl, and good luck to all the "lesbians" who have the good fortune to enjoy your stunning body. Best wishes, Noel.

cactusthorns 60M
4 posts
1/28/2006 8:24 am

Very true. I am becoming self absorbed by the whole thing. I wasnt responding in favor to the initial message, but to your "blog" which is what you desire, as do I. Ashamed in a sense that I am entertained by this and not something else that proves to be more of a challenge. I did not state wasting time in a negative way. If someone proves to be irritable then justy ignore it, not get caught up with someone elses in securities. Also, no one implied that you were stupid or anything else, just you. You seem bright and intelligent regardless of your gender, and I have not resorted to name calling, as "sport" seems to imply. Unfortunately, once something is written and posted in good fun with no malice, it cannot be taken back. There was no intent to initiate malice. Mutual respect. I also do not use name calling to identify or stereotype someone as other bloggers like to do to make thereselves feel more comprehensive and secure with theirselves. So, if I was misinterpreted, my apologies. Ax far as the other bloggers, who cares. One last note, you are not a lesbian, just a person who is open minded and explorative.

GuppyStarePatty 58M

3/27/2006 4:20 pm

Way to go Sara! I like to eat pussy. Oh no does that make me a lesbian? I was just wondering if I was at the right place. LOL

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