Cowboy Lines That Have Been Ruint ...  

RoyalPurpleRose 51F
307 posts
5/16/2006 8:39 pm

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5/17/2006 8:15 am

Cowboy Lines That Have Been Ruint ...

I thought this was funny. So I wanted to share.

Top Ten (ELEVEN)Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

11. "I reckon this might hurt a little"

~Kisses, RPR

In case you can't see the cartoon ... it's Heaven, John Wayne is passed out, one angel says to the other angel that he just told John Wayne what the movie 'Brokeback Mountain' was all about ...

saddletrampsk 54F

5/16/2006 9:13 pm

Thanks for the chuckle..I needed it..

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
5/17/2006 4:11 am

This was just the chuckle to get the morning going! I have laughed and laughed. And poor John Wayne.....he would pass out, wouldn't he?

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
5/17/2006 7:02 am

...and we 'll always be suspicious of cowboys spitting tobacco?...

~blushing very deeply~
can't believe I actually wrote that!...

RoyalPurpleRose 51F

5/17/2006 8:15 am

I'm glad all of you found this funny. My niece sent this to me in email, and I laughed so hard. My mother adored John Wayne, and yes, I think he would have passed out. I have seen every John Wayne movie made. Many several times. I haven't seen this movie yet.

Thanks to all who have stopped in for a visit.

~Kisses, RPR

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