Advice From Dr. Phil ....  

RoyalPurpleRose 52F
307 posts
9/6/2006 11:49 am

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9/21/2006 7:01 am

Advice From Dr. Phil ....

A formula for inner peace...please read completely:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. On the show, Dr. Phil proclaimed:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kailua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
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Kisses, ~RPR



rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
9/7/2006 9:41 pm

Sounds like a great plan to me! I think I have some stuff to finish up too!

tires


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