Sex and numbers.......  

RogueDragon 60M
575 posts
7/3/2006 9:09 pm

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7/4/2006 4:16 pm

Sex and numbers.......

A man sent this fax to his wife:

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this fax, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary in the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight.

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining-room table:
My dear husband: I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be in the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation .. although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 more often than 54 into 18 ... and therefore I won't be back before lunch time tomorrow!

BadAssBlonde1 56F
4989 posts
7/4/2006 3:27 pm

LOL. Thanks for sharing. I needed a laugh!

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