January-August Relationship????  

RogueDragon 60M
575 posts
4/9/2005 11:11 pm

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January-August Relationship????

Well, this one is an interesting situation. My wife received an email from an admirer. It basically said "Do you want to play? I really like older women.". Intrigued by the email, my wife checks out his profile. Under occupation, he says he is a subcontractor (not military, but not out of the running....yet), but then it says also student a Able Baker High School (hey I made the name up to protect the guilty...ok...so sue me). I hear this OM...fuckingG. She yells for our daughter who just happens to be a senior at Able Baker HS. My wife shows our daughter the profile in question and asks her if she knows this person. The response from our daughter is "sure that Clyde Dorkman (again, not the kids true name, close....very close, but I changed it to protect his identity). She also says he is kinda ugly and is always trying to get into her pants.

Well I have to hand it to Clyde, his goal is one that many men fantasize about....dorking a mother and daughter. Now there are a few variations on this theme....dorking one and then the other, a 3some with mom and daughter, and so on.

Well my wife is sitting there, amazed that this kid, who most likely has no idea that he has asked to play with mom and goes to school with her daughter. Or does he? Mmmmmmmmm makes you wonder. Is this just cosmic coincidence? or part of an elaborate scheme to achieve what most men would consider to be the untouchable fantasy.

All I can say is that the closest I personally came to this fantasy....which is really not one of my fantasy....it just happened was that I once played with a woman. And then months later I fooled around with her mom. But that is another story if anyone wants to hear it. Right now we are enmeshed with a high school student, classmate of our daughter, wanting to boink (don't you just love this word.... boink... to boink.... boinking ...been boinked....)my wife.

Could one classify this as a January-August relationship?

Well for Mr High school Student Who Like More Mature Women.....It is highly unlikely in this Reality that you are going to boink my wife or daughter. But keep the faith, there are a ton of daughters and MILF (another great term....Mothers I Like to Fuck) around for you to try and get lucky. Good hunting .....

Pssst..... even in alternate realities, I don't think you have a chance with the wife. But good try. If I was a HS teacher I would give you a B in Public Relations.

nightstogether 56M

4/10/2005 3:13 am

Well, he's got to gain experience somehow and, who knows, perhaps he's a Dustin Hoffman of the future?

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stressedlawguy99 34M
28 posts
4/13/2005 12:02 pm

Hahaha.. I think of scenarios like this everytime I search for people in my hometown. Hometown is fairly big, but just the idea of accidently hitting on somebody I knew in highschool (weird) or, even worse, the mother of somebody I knew in highschool is at the same time comical and terrifying.

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