A little anal humor  

RogueDragon 60M
575 posts
8/31/2005 3:34 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A little anal humor

Colonoscopies: A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of them all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
8/31/2005 11:21 am

This is the second time I tried to post, lets see if it works. I like number twelve, I can relate to that.

in_me_in_U_DEEP 46M

9/3/2005 7:14 pm

hey whats the difference between an refridgerator and a gay guy?
when you take the meat out of the fridge it doesn't fart!

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