Rod Tender is Here.  

RodTender 46M
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11/17/2005 1:49 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Rod Tender is Here.

Ladies, Rod Tender here. I (hereafter referred to as (He) have decided to start a "blog", as so many desperate and sexy women have sought council and comfort from me, Rod Tender; it would be tragic for me to keep the unparallelled delight that is Rod Tender from the masses of women clamboring for but one solitary morsel from the sumptuous banquet of manful opulence that is Rod Tender.

Ladies, do not fear Rod Tender; yes, you are most likely rapturously enthralled by my labyrinthine resplendence and tantalizing elegance, but Rod Tender, otherworldly and supernaturally suave as He may appear, is not a fever dream or mass hallucination borne from the yearning, collectively fonlorn consciousness of women everywhere. Sexy ladies, the time for jubilation is at hand, for your dreams have become flesh...for Rod Tender is here.

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