Q and A : Get to Know Rod Tender  

RodTender 46M
90 posts
11/19/2005 8:13 pm

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Q and A : Get to Know Rod Tender

To most people, Rod Tender is a splendiferously tantalizing, yet manly enigma. Not unlike the stimulating radiance of the sun, whose ethereal caress can be felt, but never seen or grasped, so is Rod Tender. Thus, I shall reward the loyal readers of my "blog" with an early Kwaanza gift: submit to me your queries, and Rod Tender, shall endeavor to answer them in His inimitably splendid and refined manner.
Please, sexy ladies, refer to these sample questions and their respective answers:

Q-Why do you, Rod Tender, love the sexy ladies so well?
A- Why did the mythical Eskimos of lore shed their legs and return to the sea each year? Such was their destiny, borne not as a burden, but an honor; so it is with Rod Tender.

Q- Rod Tender, what is your favorite color?
A- The answer is a mystery, and so too is Rod Tender.

Q-Of all the sexy ladies in the world, who among us do you deem to be the sexiest, Rod Tender?
A-Do not taunt Rod Tender.This question is beneath His dignity.

Q- Do you think that it's somehow wrong or unfair for you, Rod Tender, to be so overwhelmingly wonderful?
A- This is an excellent question, and you are clearly a very sexy and exceptionally desirable person for asking it. The answer is no.


femme872 29F

11/24/2005 3:41 am

hahaha... no response?


Singlechick25 36F

11/24/2005 7:14 am

Q-Rod Tender, do you find that women are most Thankful for you on Thanksgiving? The magnificence of Rod Tender overshadows all else in the world.


RodTender 46M
140 posts
11/24/2005 1:17 pm

Singlechick25, Rod Tender agrees with the whole of His impossibly resplendent being, and, furthermore, finds your gift for understatement to be quite fetching.


RodTender 46M
140 posts
11/24/2005 1:22 pm

femme872: sexy lady, please rephrase this "post" in the form of a question.


femme872 29F

11/25/2005 4:30 am

Do the children at the play ground scream and run , upon seeing u?


RodTender 46M
140 posts
11/25/2005 6:10 pm

Yes femme872, a veritable Saturnalia of rapturous screaming and hysterical crying follow Rod Tender whenever He(or for that matter, anyone as profoundly magnificent as Rod Tender- although there are, in fact, no such persons) graces a public venue with His illustrious presence. for even the least sexy of the sexy ladies is drawn like a moth to the irresistably luminous flame that is Rod Tender, relentlessly pursuing Him on foot, by car and via pogo stick.

Rod Tender does not frequent playgrounds, however, as such places tend to be patronized by children rather than sexy ladies.


femme872 29F

11/27/2005 5:08 am

Does rod tender have more pictures of himself that he would like to share with the sexy ladies?


RodTender 46M
140 posts
11/27/2005 7:21 pm

The intrepid Rod Tender's love of all things sexy and lady-like (excluding non-ladies) compels Him to honor your humble request, sexy lady. Refer to His "blog" to view the pictures on question.


Singlechick25 36F

11/27/2005 7:23 pm

Rod Tender...please accept my humble appology. I am but a lowly servant to a great luminary such as yourself. I cannot begin to describe how wonderful you truly are.


RodTender 46M
140 posts
11/28/2005 7:34 pm

A wise choice. Rod Tender's inconceivable magnificence transcends the trifling strictures of logic, time and space, let alone language.


femme872 29F

11/30/2005 5:36 am

Rod tender, how tender is ur rod?


RodTender 46M
140 posts
12/4/2005 10:15 am

Femme872, Rod Tender could expound upon this subject at length, but as the magniloquent Rod Tender (famously) once said "A picture is worth thousand words", He shall post a "Photo-graph" on His "Blog" and let it speak for itself.


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