Now that's a Sales Person  

Rivetedboy 49M
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10/12/2005 1:32 pm

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Now that's a Sales Person

A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.

The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?" The young man answered "Yeah, I was a salesman back home."

The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy,but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?"

The Aussie said "One."

The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

"£101,237.64." replied the Aussie.

The manager choked and exclaimed "£101,237.64? What the hell did you sell him?"

"Well, first I sold him a snorkel, then some flippers, and then I sold him a new wetsuit. Then I asked him where he was going snorkeling and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki".

The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a snorkel and you sold him a boat and 4x4?"

"No no no......he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said.............................................'

Well, since your weekend's f**ked, you might as well
go snorkeling."

konkali 40F

10/12/2005 3:16 pm

hey doll.. just wanted to stop in and say I really really like your picture, very neat effect!

tillerbabe 56F

10/15/2005 3:42 pm

Very good indeed!

So, if I send my man, (I don't really have one now...but if I did...)
..if I send my imginary man out to by me some tampons..he'll bring me home a boat? Hmmmmmmmmm........

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