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A businessman sends a fax to his wife.
To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your
54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you
as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will
not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with
my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight.
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining
My Dear Husband,
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take
this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the
same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be
at the Hotel Fiesta with Dennis, my tennis coach, who like your
secretary, is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths,
you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
small difference. Eighteen goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
into 18; therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.
made me laugh, hope it did you too!!!!!!