Buzz  

Rivetedboy 48M
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11/24/2005 10:52 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Buzz

AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR,SHE HEARD A STRANGEBUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENNING THE DOOR,SHE OBSERVED HERDAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUTWITH A VIBRATOR.

SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?" THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE,GO
AWAY ANDLEAVE ME ALONE."

THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHERSIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPONENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HISDAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHATSHE WAS DOING,
THEDAUGHTER SAID: "DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, ANDTHIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."

ACOUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM,OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM.

SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH,DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.

THE WIFE ASKED: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

THE HUSBAND REPLIED: "I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON-IN-LAW."


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