The NEW Dictionary  

RedheadedMedStd 34F
1734 posts
8/4/2006 9:54 pm

Last Read:
8/8/2006 8:50 am

The NEW Dictionary


DICTIONARY FOR DECODING ENGLISH:
Women's English
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive = Is sex all you ever think about?

Men's English
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Thanks again to elancer15.
(I can't snatch his jokes and not pimp him! DUH!)

Toodles!
Red

Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
8/4/2006 10:03 pm

(I can't snatch his jokes and not pimp him! DUH!)

Why not McFly?? Yaknow what, I THINK it's just 'cuz you're yella!! LOL





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smackyman 45M
3843 posts
8/4/2006 10:10 pm

Damn it! I was just deciding what shoes to wear this morning and said that...damn...I don't want to be gay...but I don't mind being a lesbian - that I can handle...*grin*

Without sounding it - that hat goes with your outfit...!


rm_elancer15 53M

8/4/2006 10:58 pm

Not my jokes, either...just breaking a personal rule & passing something along. These were just too true.


T_A_B_75 41M

8/7/2006 8:01 pm

I haven't read these in a while. Thanks for a laugh.


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