The Heat  

RedheadedMedStd 34F
1734 posts
8/2/2006 5:28 pm

Last Read:
8/4/2006 8:03 pm

The Heat


Women glisten,

Men perspire,

Animals sweat.

BULLSHIT!

Women sweat,

Men drip,

Animals foam.


This arises from being at the barn this morning and having a riding lesson. The horse I was riding ended up foaming, my coach had sweat dripping from his nose from mucking stalls, and I sweat my ass off.

You know what the easiest way to cool off in a barn is? Give a horse a bath, while rinsing the horse off, douse your hair or a bandana. It makes you feel soooooo much better having all that cold water flying around in the shower stall.

Toodles!
Red

PS Not to say that any of you actually need this advice, I just felt like sharing.

tootsiedippin 53M/52F
1078 posts
8/2/2006 5:39 pm

I'm such a guy I thought you were gonna say take off your clothes

Silly man thing that I am

Dippin


rm_dosrev 39M
2091 posts
8/2/2006 8:11 pm

no, women glisten baby.

I love a sexy sweaty woman. Esp if Im the reason she got sweaty.

"Enough of this palaver, lets get the show on the road!"
"The best thing about a day like that is that it can't get any worse. It was a bad day AND a Monday. The rest of the week has to be better." - Hotandsteamygirl


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
8/3/2006 6:13 am

Horses sure love their baths though don't they?...


Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
8/3/2006 4:18 pm

"Animals foam."

Uttt aaaaaah!!

Not ALL Animals FOAM...

some like, say...silky terriers for instance...CLICK

they make this funkaaay noise with their jaw whilist they pant...

the following is a dramitazation...geniusss!!

* HAAH HAAH HAAH PANT PANT CLICK CLICK C-CLICK *

No I haven't had any of Martin Lawerence's OOOOo WEEE stash, why do you ask??



Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!


longhairman0013 46M
110 posts
8/3/2006 6:40 pm

as i sit here listening to three dogs panting... and the ac is kickin ass now so i think theyre exaggerating.

i know what you mean about the foaming. used to walk down the horses for a friend who trained em. i prefer riding things that go where theyre told. and dont poop wherever. i pry i have mucked my last stall.

somewhere my gaucho grandfather is gettin ready to swat me lol


rm_looker5252 38

8/3/2006 9:25 pm

glisten, perspire, sweat, whatever..... the fact that your getting wet riding horses just makes my day sooo much better


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