The Heat  

RedheadedMedStd 34F
1734 posts
8/2/2006 5:28 pm

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8/4/2006 8:03 pm

The Heat

Women glisten,

Men perspire,

Animals sweat.


Women sweat,

Men drip,

Animals foam.

This arises from being at the barn this morning and having a riding lesson. The horse I was riding ended up foaming, my coach had sweat dripping from his nose from mucking stalls, and I sweat my ass off.

You know what the easiest way to cool off in a barn is? Give a horse a bath, while rinsing the horse off, douse your hair or a bandana. It makes you feel soooooo much better having all that cold water flying around in the shower stall.


PS Not to say that any of you actually need this advice, I just felt like sharing.

tootsiedippin 53M/52F
1078 posts
8/2/2006 5:39 pm

I'm such a guy I thought you were gonna say take off your clothes

Silly man thing that I am


rm_dosrev 39M
2091 posts
8/2/2006 8:11 pm

no, women glisten baby.

I love a sexy sweaty woman. Esp if Im the reason she got sweaty.

"Enough of this palaver, lets get the show on the road!"
"The best thing about a day like that is that it can't get any worse. It was a bad day AND a Monday. The rest of the week has to be better." - Hotandsteamygirl

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
8/3/2006 6:13 am

Horses sure love their baths though don't they?...

Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
8/3/2006 4:18 pm

"Animals foam."

Uttt aaaaaah!!

Not ALL Animals FOAM...

some like, say...silky terriers for instance...CLICK

they make this funkaaay noise with their jaw whilist they pant...

the following is a dramitazation...geniusss!!


No I haven't had any of Martin Lawerence's OOOOo WEEE stash, why do you ask??

Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!

longhairman0013 46M
110 posts
8/3/2006 6:40 pm

as i sit here listening to three dogs panting... and the ac is kickin ass now so i think theyre exaggerating.

i know what you mean about the foaming. used to walk down the horses for a friend who trained em. i prefer riding things that go where theyre told. and dont poop wherever. i pry i have mucked my last stall.

somewhere my gaucho grandfather is gettin ready to swat me lol

rm_looker5252 38

8/3/2006 9:25 pm

glisten, perspire, sweat, whatever..... the fact that your getting wet riding horses just makes my day sooo much better

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