Some funny stuff!  

RedheadedMedStd 34F
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2/4/2006 8:21 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Some funny stuff!


A young man goes into a pharmacy and says, "Could you give me condom; I'm going to be getting lucky!" the pharmacist gives him one. The young man returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I might get some there too." He hands him another. He turns back and says, "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's Mom is pretty hot and when she sees me she always smiles, I think she is expecting me to make a move!"
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend at left, the sister at right, and Mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner," Later, the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness," Even later, the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look surprised, his girlfriend is even more so. She gets close and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious." He said, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"


Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"

Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.

Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.


Toodles!
Red

MillsShipsGayly 51M

2/6/2006 7:57 am

These put a smile on my face.

Red .. Stay away from the Dough Boy


RedheadedMedStd 34F

2/6/2006 8:14 pm

Oh come on! That's my favorite one! I told my roommate that and he choked on his Pepsi!


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