My New Favorite Pick-Up Lines  

RedheadedMedStd 34F
1734 posts
6/14/2006 7:55 pm

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6/16/2006 6:44 am

My New Favorite Pick-Up Lines

Here's my cell, call your roommate to say you won't be coming home for the night.

I think we should hurry up and pay the bill, cause I wanna do things to you an innocent busboy should never see.

Be honest, do you think these shoes would look better without my clothes on?

You don't want to lose this napkin. It has my number on it.

If you can guess the dirty thing I'm thinking about, I promise to try it with you when we get home.

Hi, I'm conducting a sex survey for Cosmo and I was hoping you would let me take some measurements.


n0tatalker 39M

6/14/2006 11:30 pm

i sh0uld right a b0ok! i c0py righted these bitches t0o:

hey y0u want to have six with me at drinks tonite?

If y0u're n0t d0in' anything better t0night, h0w bout me?

miss me,


alphuctup 40M

6/14/2006 11:55 pm

Do you like playing pool? Well I've got the balls if you've got the pockets!


SortsOmensAlien 58M
243 posts
6/15/2006 3:31 am

They would work for me.

rm_bryan4a 36M

6/15/2006 8:34 am

I like em... But I must not be as charming as magahee because they didn't work for me yet in the coffee room.
Maybe I'll try at lunch...

JudeL5 46M
1550 posts
6/15/2006 11:13 am

I like them... have they ever worked on you?

If you guess what I want to do to you... I promise I will

RedheadedMedStd 34F

6/15/2006 7:33 pm

Actually I'd never heard any othose til yesterday, and they would all work on me...

WoundFossaTinge 38M

6/15/2006 9:28 pm

Hmmm, will have to remember all of these lines if I ever meet Red... and yes, that was my 100th post to a blog....

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