RedheadedMedStd 34F
1734 posts
4/30/2006 9:31 am

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5/3/2006 9:05 pm


On Friday night, as I had nothing to do, I was hanging out at my house doing homework. I was actually watching a movie I have to analyze for a term paper. "The Basketball Diaries," which has Juliette Lewis, Mark Wahlberg, and Leonardo DiCaprio in it. It's based on a true story of a kid who grows up in New York and becomes a druggie very early in his teenage years. Spectacular movie.

Anyway, I was taking notes and eating Easter candy. The little solid chocolate eggs wrapped in foil, all in pastels. My cat Moe, thinks that wrappers, paper, and bugs are the coolest toys ever. So naturally as I am unwrapping the sugary concoctions, I am wadding up the foil wrappers and tossing them on the floor for Moe to bat around. Now normally Lizzie would be right there trying to eat the foil, but she was laying on the opposite couch, P.F.O.'ed (passed the fuck out).

So Moe is having himself a grand old time and frankly I wasn't paying too much attention as I was trying to keep up with the movie, taking notes and trying not to pause it every 10 mins. so I could write something without missing something else. I notice out of the corner of my eye, that Moe is licking his chops like he just ate a bug. I do a mental eye roll and go back to my work.

Five minutes later, Moe is still licking his whiskers like he has peanut butter on them. I looked around to see where all the foil was, picked it all up and kinda checked him over to make sure he wasn't choking on any of it. Nope, he's fine. Go back to watching the movie.

Ten minutes later, he's still doing it. Now I'm getting concerned. I look around on the floor to see if I missed any foil or miscellaneous "toys" Moe was playing with. Nope. I pick up Moe, who is still furiously licking his face and start to kinda panic. What if this is how a cat chokes and I was ignoring it? I'm a bad Mom! He's gonna die right here before I can even put shoes on to take him to the kitty ER!

And then, I see it. It's a piece of yellow-colored foil that is stuck on his tooth. He must've chomped down on it. He probably bit it to play with it and it molded around his tooth and he couldn't get it off. No wonder he's sticking out his toungue. It's uncomfortable and/or feeling strange. I'm not a bad Mom after all! I remove the foil and Moe jumps down giving me a "Took you long enough..." look. The momentary panic subsides and the rest of the night continues uneventfully, save me keeping track of all the foil I take off the chocolate eggs rather than tossing on the the floor for Moe, just in case.


sexymamma662003 31F

4/30/2006 9:47 am

im sorry but that is pretty funny.
i always like to take a peice of bread and cover it with peanut butter and stick it to the top of my dogs mouth funniest thing youll ever see. my cat ont he other hand is one of my babies an i would prbolly have paniked just the same way you did


Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
4/30/2006 3:43 pm

Moe was sportin' a gold toof??

Shiiiiaaat....that's tight....daaaawgg!

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RedheadedMedStd 34F

4/30/2006 8:15 pm

LOL, thanks Wordy, I'm glad you appreciated the humor. I thought of that later too.

n0tatalker 39M

4/30/2006 11:20 pm

Maybe M0e is just expressing his inner gangmember? You feelin' me? Peace Biaaatch!

dasher121 36M

5/1/2006 4:09 am

i completely forgot about that movie!! Some crazy shit and def makes a very strong point!


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