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In dedication of my babysitting job today:
Everywhere I turn I can see them.
Night and day I eat sleep and breathe them.
I'm an ordinary woman,
I'd like a man to nibble on my ear.
But I'll admit,
No man has bit,
So how come I'm the mother of the year?
How I hate,
And each little bloomer.
I'd have cracked years ago,
If it weren't for my sense of humour.
Some woman are drippin' with diamonds,
Some woman are drippin' with pearls,
Look at what I'm drippin' with,
Everything around me is little.
If I wring little necks,
Surely I will get an acquittal.
Some day I'll step on their freckles,
Some night I'll straighten their curls,
Send the flood,
Send the flu,
Anything that you can do,
Little (little, little),
Little (little, little)
Some day I'll land in the nuthouse,
With all the nut and the squirr'ls,
There I'll stay,
Until the prohibition of,
-Little Girls as sung by Miss Haningan, Disney's the Musical, Annie
So much for an easy day!
8/4/2006 10:13 pm
And here I thought R. Kelly cranked that out once...
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