Kinky Horoscopes!  

RedheadedMedStd 34F
1734 posts
7/27/2006 11:06 am

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7/30/2006 7:19 pm

Kinky Horoscopes!


Kinky Horoscope...

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept. 22)--

This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean.
Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo, but not often. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will.
Yes you read that right.

The sign of the virgin believes in prostitution.
Missionary is their big thing. I wish I could give Virgos more kink...but, that's about it. Except maybe try spanking them sometime and see what will happen. They LIVE to masturbate... whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you... them rubbing against your fox fur coat... whatever! Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will do naughty things to be caught so they can be punished. They are perfect for Aries who want to punish SOMEBODY. Anybody! Pretend scenes also turn on Virgos. As long as they know they are secretly safe. If you have ever seen the Carnival scene in 'Henry & June' this is a Virgo wet dream. Also all Virgos like to see Camel Toes...what's up with that? Sherlock Holmes was probably a Virgo...or a repressed Gemini.

Ok, excluding the Camel Toe thing (yuck!) this is pretty close. Go check it out!

Toodles!
Red

badbadbrad 38M

7/27/2006 12:30 pm

LOL, the Camel Toe thing came out of left field!

I came, I conquered, I came again


howaboutahuck 66M
489 posts
7/27/2006 12:43 pm

I'm glad I'm a Capricorn then. Or do we have some idiosyncrasies that I don't know about.

XXXOOOXXXOOO


Aaarrrggh 45M

7/27/2006 3:47 pm

Hey, I'm a Virgo...and I would say that's about 85% accurate. Hey, what's wrong with camel toes?


goodandevil00 42M

7/27/2006 4:32 pm

Weird--and kind of alluring, horoscope. Does that fit you?

By the way, some crack whore on the eastern side of Michigan got me kicked off the site today (old profile--gone--blogs--gone--hours of writing on other's--you guessed it, gone!). But you can't stop the madness


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
7/28/2006 4:27 pm

lol... i did check it out; i think only two thirds fit for me.
kisses

and btw... i'm a cancer.


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