Decoding  

RedheadedMedStd 34F
1734 posts
8/4/2006 9:52 pm

Last Read:
8/7/2006 7:49 pm

Decoding


DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish...............49.
Adventurous..........Slept with everyone.
Athletic.............No breasts.
Average looking......Moooo.
Beautiful............Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure...On Medication.
Feminist.............Fat.
Free spirit..........Junkie.
Friendship first.....Former slut.
New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned........No BJs.
Open-minded..........Desperate.
Outgoing.............Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.........Bitch.
Voluptuous...........Very Fat.
Large frame..........Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate......Stalker.

Thanks to elancer15

Toodles!
Red

hottsicilian01 49M

8/6/2006 12:45 pm

Awesome!!! this is why I only ike women between the ages of 22-35


thedon0034 41M
2 posts
8/18/2006 4:02 pm

2 true

made me laugh


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