Why my wife left me  

Rdy2doit 52M
1532 posts
3/28/2006 10:55 pm
Why my wife left me

I don't understand.

After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses -
I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big
drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day
when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back.

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