Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married  

Rdy2doit 52M
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6/1/2006 1:46 pm
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married


Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!..

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told My husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.



Around 3 a.m. a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the Door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another

9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a Quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)



The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told Him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that One! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."



When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed Three times, then said, "Oh. Shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's Throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then Tripped over the coffee table and farted."

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