When Girls Drink to much  

Rdy2doit 52M
1532 posts
6/1/2006 1:59 pm
When Girls Drink to much


THIS PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE
IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS
OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST
DANCE MOVE AROUND. (Or dance to Toxic thinking
ALL the guys are staring at you cause you and
your friend are the sexiest dancers EVER )

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK
SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE
NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST
FOUR HOURS AGO

5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE
THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND
DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE
GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME
REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE
CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO
LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW
FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN
FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S
DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE
IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE
HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

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