Vaseline Market Research  

Rdy2doit 52M
1532 posts
6/2/2006 3:15 pm
Vaseline Market Research

A man doing market research knocked on a door
and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He says, "I'm doing some research for
Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all
the time."

"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you
use it for?"

"We use it for sex."

The researcher was a little taken back.
"Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help
with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that
most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can
you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"

The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at
all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."

And you thought it was gonna be a dirty

lightswitch1963 68M/53F

6/2/2006 4:56 pm

Great joke, i love them.

Rdy2doit 52M

6/9/2006 4:55 pm

Glad you like, if you find a good jokes, send it my way!

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