Tongue Twister  

Rdy2doit 52M
1532 posts
4/1/2006 12:34 pm
Tongue Twister

A lady with a black eye boards her plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down in her seat. She notices immediately that the guy next to her has
a black eye, too. She says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both
have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh,' so she socked me a good one."

The lady replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my husband, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, pot bellied, fat-ass'."

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