Police car videos  

Rdy2doit 52M
1532 posts
2/20/2006 11:27 am
Police car videos


The following were taken off of actual
police car videos around the country:

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight
because they're new. They'll stretch out after you
wear them awhile."

#14 "Take your hands off the car, and
I'll make your birth certificate a worthless
document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1,200
feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is
the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my
gun."

#11 "So you don't know how fast you
were going. I guess that means I can write anything
I want on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the
shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help.
Oh .. did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

#9 "Warning! You want a warning?
O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again, or I'll
give you another ticket."

#8 "The answer to this last question
will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was
Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair?
Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on
rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey $#!*!."

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more
tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5 "In God we trust, all others we
run through NCIC."

#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"

#3 "No sir we don't have quotas
anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're
allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of
Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

#1 "You didn't think we give pretty
women tickets?....... You're right, we don't.
Sign here."

Become a member to create a blog