Men strike back!  

Rdy2doit 52M
1532 posts
8/13/2006 2:05 pm
Men strike back!


How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

akron42   
2375 posts
8/13/2006 5:02 pm

I love these! I wrote a bunch down to tell my brother inlaw because he IS a male chauvinist pig!


florallei 99F

8/14/2006 10:28 pm

You are BAAAAAAAAAD...very funny stuff...how are ya'? Hope your summer is going well
hugs,
flo


Rdy2doit 52M

11/9/2006 6:25 pm

Summer was great. Im finally getting caught up on the blog, thanks for writing!


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