Difference between male and female praying  

Rdy2doit 52M
1532 posts
6/8/2006 9:27 am
Difference between male and female praying


THE FEMALE

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I Pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I Pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh!!! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind???"

I Pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be... my very best friend. Amen.

THE MALE

I Pray For a Deaf-Mute Nymphomaniac

With Huge Boobs Who Owns a Liquor

Store and a Fishing Boat.

This Doesn't Rhyme and I Don't Give a Shit. Amen.

florallei 99F

6/8/2006 10:06 am

MALE

I pray for a girl who likes being a Whore who will always give me More
She will be at my beck and call for why I am not sure
The kind who tells me go have drinks with the boys for tomorrow may not come for sure
She never asks why forever more
Please God grant me this girl and I promise I never ask for anything more
AMEN ...u r funny...hope you get your prayers answered LOL...


Rdy2doit 52M

6/9/2006 4:41 pm

Great,,, i love it!!


Become a member to create a blog