Catholic heart attack  

Rdy2doit 52M
1532 posts
3/28/2006 11:13 pm
Catholic heart attack

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open
heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care
of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding
how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law.

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