some jokes for the day  

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8/27/2006 4:25 pm
some jokes for the day

a man and his wife are in a hotel roomfor there 25 wedding anniversary, as they reflect on there 25 years of wedded bliss, the wife says when i stood before you 25 years ago on our honey moon what was going throu your mind, well the husband paused for a while and said. i was thinking about how he wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry. and his wife said well as i stand before you know what are you thinking, and the husband with a grin on his face said it looks like iv done a petty good job.

----a plane is about to crash when a woman jumps up frantickly and shouts, if im about to die i want to go fealing like a woman, and removes all her clothes and shouts again is there any one on this plane who is man enough to make me feal like a woman, and emedeately a man jumps up and pulls off his shert and throughs it at her and says here iron this.

----how are woman and tornados alike, they both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave.

----there was an elderly man that wanted to make his young wife peregnent, so he went to the doctor to get a sperm count done and the doctor told him to take this specimen cup home and fill it and bring it back the next day. well the next day the old man returned and handed the doctor the specimen cup back with the lid on it but it was still empty. the doctor said, well what was the problem, the old man said,i took it home and tryed with me right hand and nothing, tryed with my left hand and nothing, and my wife tryed with her right hand and nothing with her left hand and nothing with her mouth and nothing. then my wifes friend, tryed with her right hand and with her left hand and with her mouth and still nothing. the doctor wait a minute you mean your wifes friend too?! elderly man yeah, and we still couldnt get the lid off the specimen cup.


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