"Suicide Hotline: Please Hold" - Stupid Quotes  

RandyMandy85 30F
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5/28/2006 9:10 pm
"Suicide Hotline: Please Hold" - Stupid Quotes

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
- David Acfield

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel

"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."
- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

"SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident."
- Sign on backseat of Taxi

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
- Terry Venables

All i can say is "HUH?"

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