The Horse, The Chicken & The Harley  

RailBaron2 54M
684 posts
1/24/2006 8:36 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Horse, The Chicken & The Harley

A Friend of mine emailed this one to me

A Horse got stuck in a Big Mud Hole on a farm The chicken Heard the Horses crys for help & Rushed around looking for the Farmer, Discovering the farmer had gone to town with the tractor- the Chicken saw the Farmers Harley Got a rope Some how got the Bike Started & Rode out to the Horse,The Chicken hooked the rope to the bike, flew the other end to the horse who grabbed it with his teeth, The chicken then started the bike & slowly pulled the Horse out of the Mudhole.
The bike & rope were put away & the farmer was none the wiser.
A few weeks later the Chicken got stuck in a small mudhole & the horse came & staddled the mud hole, Let down his penis & told the chicken to grab hold - the chicken did so & the Horse walked forward pulling the chicken to safety.

Moral to the story-----

When Your Hung like a Horse You Don't need a Harley to pick up Chicks.

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
1/24/2006 1:19 pm



southrnpeach333 50F

1/24/2006 6:28 pm

Love it.

TTigerAtty 62M

1/24/2006 8:14 pm

Heard that one before, but I always like it!

tillerbabe 56F

1/25/2006 1:46 am

OMG! You should be spanked for that! LOL!

RailBaron2 54M

1/25/2006 7:15 am

Glad you liked it- Like I said before This joke was Emailed to me by a Friend.

Note To TillerBabe If You want to spank me You will Have to come down here to do it & just remember if you do I will spank you back

RailBaron2 54M

1/26/2006 6:40 am

No Flyaway Lol I know what your thinking,I am average.

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