Men are like Microwave ovens & women are like the old wood fired stove  

RailBaron2 54M
684 posts
11/14/2005 6:11 pm

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Men are like Microwave ovens & women are like the old wood fired stove


Some facts -
Men can see a good looking woman & go from limp to ready in just a few seconds or minuets.
Women are far more slowly aroused-She is like the old wood stove used in the 1800's first you have to cut the wood, then bring it in, clean out the ashes, put your smaller kindling in then a little bit bigger pieces & finally the logs & light the fire. then you have to do other things while waiting for that stove to heat up .once it was heated up You could put the turkey on - Why turkey??? because it takes a long time to properly cook- You ever had Microwave turkey???
or even a mircowave burger??? Trust me, it may be edible, but good? I know better, I've tryed microwaveing hamburger-Flame broiled is so much better.
a woman needs to be treated with the same respect as the old stove or you will get burned.if you try to force the fire then the stove cracks & your S.O.L. ( Shit outta Luck)How do we men do that? Its called " Listen" a woman communicates
in a more sublte way than we men do, She wants & needs to be made love to on the mental & emotional levels before the physical With men it is the physical,mental & then emotional levels.
A word that is seldom heard let alone practiced in our hecktic 21st Century is PATIENCE on both sides. Men need to slow down, women need to clearly & patiently & in a non insulting way communicate with the person they are with.Each person is different & like it or not it takes time to learn the other persons needs & how to meet those needs. If you are out to GET & are focusing on ME,ME,ME,MY NEEDS, MY WANTS. Guess what your going to do? Thats right- Throw cold water on the fire in the stove & your going to have to muck it all out & start over.

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
11/14/2005 8:42 pm

Interesting, Jim....patience and communication are very good. Just don't throw any cold water on the fire



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RailBaron2 54M

11/15/2005 6:17 pm

Hi Ladies, Thank you for stopping by & Magnet, i'm about to start putting wood on a fire in my next several blogs. Flyaway, Allways glad to see you. There is plenty of wood here, but it would cost a fortune to ship it


rm_MustangD6644 51M
1031 posts
11/18/2005 11:43 pm

Jim I think that there a lot of men who are glad you dont live in their city because after an astute observation like that, they would find all the ladies Highballing down the Mainline to get to you.

In the same way there are no doubt a lot of very frustrated ladies, who are fervently wishing that you didnt live in such a remote location.

My only hope for you is that there is one lady out there who is looking for you to stoke her fire and soon. I just hope that she doesnt look like an old wood stove.

As usual your blog is entertaining, keep up the good work.
MustangD


RailBaron2 54M

11/19/2005 7:29 am

Mustang- IROFLMAO!!!!!!! Thank you My friend- Time will tell I haven't recieved any decent proposals - or any indecent ones yet.
Thanks for stopping by.


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