Little Mary....  

Raeven_Rose 37F
19 posts
3/14/2006 3:01 pm

Last Read:
3/20/2006 6:14 pm

Little Mary....


Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping.
"Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary
didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in
the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the
rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said,
Very good" and Mary fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and
Saviour?" But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once
again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her with his
pin. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said,
"Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve
say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And
again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary
jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing in me one
more time, I'll break it in half!"

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
3/14/2006 3:55 pm

very cute


ronniecash2 62M
3 posts
3/14/2006 4:08 pm

That's really a great joke. thanks love


AskerChertLigan 52M
24 posts
3/14/2006 4:30 pm

Keep it coming I enjoy reading you notes and quotes/poems. This one is very close to home. I am the youngest of 12 children, grow up in a catholic environment and worked on the farm. I have a book called "bathroom reading” It has great stuff in there so I will post them for you.

I am coming to your area of the country in mid may (16 -20) if you want we connect up for some good clean fun times you can also show me around.

Thanks again for the great post keep it up. I will keep an eye on you.


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
3/14/2006 4:41 pm

LMAO!

Purry {=}

Purry


firestarter665 42M/39F

3/14/2006 5:48 pm

LMAO. So that's all you have to do to get the right answer from someone. hehe


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